Yeah, looks like someone's dam dropped a little too much acid at Hoovestock.

That's an unretouched photo. Meditate upon it. Here, have some appropriate music:

I'm told that's known as a "Tobiano Snow Flake Dapple Silver Gypsy Vanner Horse," though I suspect his friends call him "Bob." He's a Vanner because his kind was bred to draw vans, specifically the kinds of vans gypsies used to travel about in (and which you can apparently still buy). He's part silver, and the silver is dappled, and the dapples look like snowflakes. No idea where "Tobiano" comes from. But wait, there's more!

This horse has four white sockses. Which look rather like a fox's.

So it's a

Tobiano
Snowflake-
Dappled
Silver
Gypsy
Vanner
Fox-in-Socks Horse!

(You're welcome).

Comments

[GhostOfHeraclitus]

I propose that this particular colour scheme be called "Fractal Horse[1]." I further suggest that it is a fitting mount for Kaos[2].

[1] If I had one I'd call him Hausdorff. Or Koch. Or Julia if it is a mare.
[2] Fifth horseman of the Apocalypse. Left before they became famous. But you knew this already.

[Waterpear]

My god, he's full of stars!

[Lurks-no-More]

A real-life sparklehorse, as I live and breathe!

[Blue_Paladin42]

Dat feathering.
God that's a handsome horse.
I kind of want that Roma wagon.

[TheJediMasterEd]

1963939

I thought it was War, Famine, Plague, Death and Taxes

[iisaw]

Jaw-droppingly beautiful!

[Jordanis]

1964464

Pinkie is two of the four horses?

I propose the use of for Death, and her 'Applejack Broke a Pinkie Promise' face for War. Might as well go whole-hog--or whole-Pinkie, as the case may be.

[Bad Horse]

Can't... look... away...

[TheJediMasterEd]

1965867

Pinkie is two of the four horses?

This is out of character--how?

[Jordanis]

1966684

I meant more, "Only two?"