Caffeine, Carbs, And Sugar · 6:34pm Mar 5th, 2014
What does it take to keep this story chugging along? Apparently, it's just a very unhealthy diet. Seriously, I drink black coffee late at night just to write this stuff and go to bed jittery, yet when the crash sets in I somehow manage to fall asleep. Then, when I wake up, I go to the pool store where I work and where I store all my waffles. I buy the most expensive syrup (100% pure maple) because I hate the cheap shit with all the additives, and then I spread that sugary goodness sparingly. But then, I go to Wawa (a gas station/convenience store), and get another 24oz coffee for 2 dollars and it's only 10 a.m. I finish work and then I go to Subway usually and get a carb-loaded, cheesy pizza with extra marinara sauce! How am I not dead yet?! A better question is how am I not insanely fat? 5'11" and 155 lb. Not tubby or nothing.
Although, I think this diet and writing this story might be slowly killing me, which is why I'm trying to finish it even faster than before. 
One of the blessings of a fast metabolism. gamerchatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/download.gif I find this relevant.
Honestly, it might have something to do with metabolism.
Plus, a bad diet usually takes a while to actually cause visible health effects. more than 75% of my diet is cereal. And I'm fine! ...so far. I need more fruit.
Dude. Have I explained to you how I eat? Before my dinner yesterday, all I ate were 6 taquitos, 2 boxes of girl scout samoas, and a quart of chocolate milk. That's a regular thing.
Aaah, don't worry, you're fine
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The advantages of a fast metabolism, my friend.
I myself stick to the ever-healthy diet of 2 liters of pepsi pretty much every night to keep me going. (I despise coffee). And the occasional chocolate cake from the shop across the street from my house.
And that doesn't count all the other shit I eat during the day.
1900870 I haven't eaten cake for over a year. After all, only the bravest go in cakeless. (Anyone who gets that reference is freaking amazing.)