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Prak


Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

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  • 259 weeks
    5th Annual PC Gaming Giveaway

    He’s making a list and checking it twice, but he doesn’t care whether you’re naughty or nice. When Santa Prak comes to town on his birthday, all he wants to see is a PC in your house. And what’s he going to stuff your stocking with?

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    81 comments · 1,074 views
  • 311 weeks
    The Fourth Annual PC Gaming Giveaway! (CLOSED)

    Remember that time, back in 2015, when I decided to give other people gifts on my birthday? Good times, right? Right. Many games were given away, and I’m sure many hours of enjoyment were had by all who received them. If I’m wrong, don’t spoil my delusion. Just nod dumbly and keep reading.

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    89 comments · 1,246 views
  • 334 weeks
    A Completely Humorless Rant (with a bit of profanity) About Something I Hate

    Donald Trump arrived in my area a couple hours ago. People have gathered to listen to him speak. Other people have gathered to protest.

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    12 comments · 970 views
  • 363 weeks
    The Third Annual PC Gaming Giveaway

    Hello, you fine folks. I've come out of hiding to let you know the most magical day of the year has arrived once again. On this date, twenty-five years and a few dozen months ago, I first graced the world with my presence. Now, we all know most people are selfish bastards who only think about themselves on such occasions—and who can honestly blame them for being excited about a day when people

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    66 comments · 1,258 views
  • 412 weeks
    Badfic Slaughterhouse #27

    To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

    In this edition:
    —Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
    —Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.

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    11 comments · 1,200 views
Mar
5th
2014

An update on There Goes the Neighborhood, and other things. · 3:43am Mar 5th, 2014

First of all, I just wanted to let everyone who's reading There Goes the Neighborhood know that the next update is going to be ready in short order. It's nearing completion and will go into editing very soon. In the best case (please don't take this as a promise) it could be out by this weekend, and trust me when I say, if you liked the escalation in the last chapter, you'll love this new one. It's going to follow my trend of increasing size, and although I can't say exactly how long it will turn out to be just yet, I think it'll be somewhere between 12k and 15k, depending on how the editing goes.

In its current state (I'll get around to re-editing the earlier chapters one of these days) that story is basically a road map of my progress as a writer, and I'm happy to report that this new chapter is a particularly huge step forward.

There are a lot of reasons my updates have been so sparse lately, ranging from my dad nearly dying (he's fine now) to doing a ton of work with The Royal Guard, not to mention taking on a ton of editing projects. And speaking of TRG, I just got a new gig as the Public Relations Princess. That means if you submit a story and you think the person rejecting it was a total dick, I'm the guy you should complain to. Also, the title is hilarious because I'm now PR Princess Prak, or more simply, PR³.

I'm trying to get back into the groove of writing regularly, so right after this chapter is finished, I'll be jumping right into another chapter of my other semi-popular story, Roll For Initiative. I also have a new serialized comedy in the pipeline that I may start releasing soon. I'm hesitant to reveal anything significant about it at this point, but it stars Queen Chrysalis.

See you guys soon with some actual content. 'Til then, stick to the shallow end of the cesspool, and good night.

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Yay, updates coming soon! I'm excited. :pinkiehappy:

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