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Prak


Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

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  • 63 weeks
    5th Annual PC Gaming Giveaway

    He’s making a list and checking it twice, but he doesn’t care whether you’re naughty or nice. When Santa Prak comes to town on his birthday, all he wants to see is a PC in your house. And what’s he going to stuff your stocking with?

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    81 comments · 710 views
  • 116 weeks
    The Fourth Annual PC Gaming Giveaway! (CLOSED)

    Remember that time, back in 2015, when I decided to give other people gifts on my birthday? Good times, right? Right. Many games were given away, and I’m sure many hours of enjoyment were had by all who received them. If I’m wrong, don’t spoil my delusion. Just nod dumbly and keep reading.

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    89 comments · 955 views
  • 139 weeks
    A Completely Humorless Rant (with a bit of profanity) About Something I Hate

    Donald Trump arrived in my area a couple hours ago. People have gathered to listen to him speak. Other people have gathered to protest.

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    12 comments · 721 views
  • 168 weeks
    The Third Annual PC Gaming Giveaway

    Hello, you fine folks. I've come out of hiding to let you know the most magical day of the year has arrived once again. On this date, twenty-five years and a few dozen months ago, I first graced the world with my presence. Now, we all know most people are selfish bastards who only think about themselves on such occasions—and who can honestly blame them for being excited about a day when people

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  • 217 weeks
    Badfic Slaughterhouse #27

    To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

    In this edition:
    —Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
    —Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.

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May
20th
2017

The Third Annual PC Gaming Giveaway · 5:08am May 20th, 2017

Hello, you fine folks. I've come out of hiding to let you know the most magical day of the year has arrived once again. On this date, twenty-five years and a few dozen months ago, I first graced the world with my presence. Now, we all know most people are selfish bastards who only think about themselves on such occasions—and who can honestly blame them for being excited about a day when people give them free stuff for simply existing?—but if I want to rule the world one day, I need to suck up to people in new and interesting ways. Therefore, instead of asking for gifts on my birthday, I give them to others!

Yeah, you read that right. I’m giving stuff away. Specifically games. PC games. No console games, so don’t ask. If you don’t play games on PC, the best I can give you is a friendly pat on the back, and even that’s just going to be metaphorical.

This year's giveaway has now closed. See you next year!

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Comments ( 66 )

Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide for this guy. Savage Brass on Steam.

One key down. A plethora to go.

I wouldn't mind a copy of The Bureau: XCOM Declassified

Interested in This is the Police. Please and thank you.:twilightsmile:

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Happy Nameday, Lieutenant! (I don't care if you're [we're]) retired, you're still my superior :raritywink: )
I'm not around here anywhere near as often as I'd like to be anymore, but fortune must be smiling upon me. Because you see, there's a series I haven't played since 1998, and I find myself now having a serious desire to see what's changed over the last two decades.

So happy birthday again, and for your Hobbit's Birthday I would like that shiny key for Civilis(z)ation V.

4539574 On its way!

I'm going to bed now, but I'll be back later to fulfill any new requests.

'Monaco: What's Yours Is Mine' looks interesting. Please and thank you.

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Wow. :O Well, I've always thought La-Mulana looked neat...

I'm interested in UnEpic good sir. Still lovin' the profile pic.

I guess I can see what all the hype behind Undertale is about. I'll take it please. Thanks.

Long time no see Prak! Hope life is treating you well :twilightsmile:

I'll take Medieval II: Total War off your hands.

So many choices, and such riches aplenty...
Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.
A shooter'd be awesome, but I'd dig a 4X, too,
Do you have something in a Doom/Civ hybrid?
No... but I've got a hot JRPG that's just dying to meet you!
What to do, what to do?

Joshing aside, happy birthday! I can't help but respect any man who celebrates his birth in the traditional hobbit fashion. And on that note, I think I'd like to try Knights of Pen & Paper 2, if you don't mind. Thankee, and enjoy your day!

I would like to get Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel if you would be so kind good sir...

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Happy birthday! :pinkiehappy:

Heard some of gushing for Stick It To The Man!, and wouldn't mind trying it out, pretty please?

Happy birthday, buddy!

Overlord II! I'd quite like it~
Also, hey, happy birthday! Even if I'm a bit late.

I have returned from a fun day at the race track. Didn't win any of my events, but I had fun, nonetheless. Great way to spend a birthday.

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You're not late at all. It's still May 20 here. I posted this right after the date changed, so that's why it might seem like you're late. Anyway, I appreciate it! Game is on its way!


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Thanks!

Happy birthday, dude! What, me, late? Never!


I'll take Trine 3.

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I have returned from a fun day at the race track. Didn't win any of my events, but I had fun, nonetheless. Great way to spend a birthday.

Wait just a minute here. Dare I hope this is track and field and not horse racing?

I think it's cool that you'd do this on your birthday. Happy, belated, birthday! I mean that sincerely too. I'm gonna follow too because PC gaming is the best XD

I guess I'll say COD Black Ops III lol :twilightblush:

Soooo... Hey. Say thank you to EpicLightning for promoting this blog of yours. Also, happy belated birthday. *clicks follow button* :twilightsmile:

Unfortunately, I forgot the password to my main Steam account, and am now using a f2p account, Username is Vex Ether.

I'll try out Rocket league. I've seen so many gameplays of it on YouTube and it looks really fun.

4541817 Slot cars, actually. I can't possibly do anything athletic, cos scoliosis, but what I can do is work with my hands.

4541852 Welcome to the party! One game (and a neat bonus) heading your way.

4541903 Much obliged. I'll PM you that key momentarily.

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Oh, okay.

Sucks about the scoliosis and the not winning, though.

4541938 Well, I had nothing else to do with all of them. This is a great way to unload them, and I'm hoping to see others do something similar with their extra keys in the future.

4541945 The lack of winning will be temporary. I built a new car between races yesterday and entered it into the fastest class without even giving it a thorough test. Turns out the sucker was the fastest thing on the course, and not by a small margin. The only problem was that I didn't know how to control it very well, so I crashed a bunch of times in the early heats. By the end, I was leaving the rest of the field in the dust. Just ran out of time before I could get past the last guy.

Happy birthday, mate! Friends of mine constantly sing the praises of Skullgirls, so I think I'll try that.

Happy Birthday! Could I please have Mafia II Director's Cut?

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Done and done! They'll be in your PM box momentarily.

4542229 Thank you, and I hope you have a great day. :pinkiesmile:

4542229 Awesome! Thanks!

4542578 You certainly can! I'll send it within the next few minutes.

Hi, since it's the 31st, may I please have XCOM: Enemy Unknown?

If you're willing, Tales From The Borderlands please.

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Coming right up! Nice job, you guys. I had just popped on here to remind everyone about that rule.

And speaking of which:

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Anyone up for a second helping? I'll start sending out keys for follow-up requests in a few hours, aside from the two I'm doing right now.

4553573 A second helping? You're too generous. It's been so long since I've played any of the Tomb Raider games, and I know I haven't played Tomb Raider: Underworld. I'll take that please. :twilightsmile:

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Depends; what's being shot out?

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If nobody else wants it, can I have Torchlight II (one or both of them)? My wife was just sighing about how we need something to fill the Diablo-shaped hole in our game night :scootangel:

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Oh! Well, since you're offering...
I'm in the mood for some feels. Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons, please.

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Ooooh... well, I guess if you're twisting my arm, I could also take Grim Fandango Remastered off your hands. Thanks again!

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4553582 I have no idea how to respond. That's kind of unusual for me. Well played?

4553584 Hm. That's doesn't exactly fit within the rules... but they're my rules in the first place, so I'll break this one. Just this once.

4553614 A fine selection. I was hoping someone would grab it.

4553688 Another excellent choice!

4553573 Broken Age please and thank you.

Thank you for the second offer and Planetary Annihilation TITANS will be my second thank you..

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Thank you kindly for the reminder. :twilightsmile:

Would it be possible to get Puzzle Agent 1 & 2, actually? Because I've heard neat and intriguingly strange things about that mini-series, and been wanting to check it out...

Bit I've also heard that how weak the ending of the first one was without all the payoff jammed into two and the backlash there-off was a direct cause of Tell Tale moving to the Season With Episodes model they've since made famous.

If that's not OK, then fair enough, but thought I'd at least ask. If so, I'd rather get Kentucky Route Zero, since I've been curious about that one as well, but the long time between episodes have scared me off.

Memoria please and thank you.

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