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Feb

28th

2014

Dammit, Einhander! (Royalsverse continuity) · 2:30pm Feb 28th, 2014

Apparently Ein went off and wrote something without seeking my editing help. Now everyone will know how shit I am at editing!

What is it? It doesn't matter! It's completely irrelevant that it's a comedic take on Blueblood having to hold down an actual job despite his complete lack of interponysonal skills. Not even the fact that it's about Prince Grating having to work with Pinkie Pie is going to make me go and read it when he's clearly gone behind my back and stabbed me in the -- uh, back, and --

Um, anyway, I'm certainly not going to read it. Neither should you! Don't go read it. Don't laugh at that schmuck Blueblood. Don't revel in a slightly-future-set Royals-continuity look at Pinkie and the Cakes.