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18 weeks
Dream log, epic Fluttercord edition

Had a dream during a nap that is perfectly suited to be a story; I'm not even sure I need to tweak it.
So in the dream, Fluttershy was dying of old age, and Discord couldn't fix it. (She also had insulin-resistant diabetes, but that's kind of less important.) Discord was very upset by this, and decided to take drastic steps to prevent it.
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27 weeks
Dammit, just discovered a friend here's been dead for two years...

Today I learned that Jordan died in April 2021, and I had no idea. I was re-reading some of my older fanfics, saw his comments, thought, "Huh, I wonder how Jordan's doing", and the answer is, he's not. Dammit.
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29 weeks
FUCKING DONE FINALLY

"The God of Breaking Rules In The Land of the Dead" is one of my oldest stories on this site. It's not my oldest incomplete -- "The King Who Would Be Man" and "Stumble In My Footsteps" are both older, all part of my initial rush in 2013-14 when I'd first gotten into the fandom and the writing came like a river. But it is old, posted almost 10 years ago (closer to 9 years, 11 months), and
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30 weeks
I'm back, bitches!

I don't know for how long, because I never know these things.
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78 weeks
A thing y'all should maybe know

I may or may not make the change here on Fimfiction, but on Archive of our Own and Fanfiction.net, I am changing my handle to Kaleidolon. Mainly as a branding differentiator between fanfic and profic. It's not like I can hide that Alara J Rogers writes fanfic, not after posting it to the Internet for literally 29 years, but when I get published in real life I want it to be slightly
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Feb

23rd

2014

Absurd story idea · 8:01pm Feb 23rd, 2014

Along the lines of Vash the Stampede... the insurance agency that underwrites most of Ponyville sends a pony to make friends with Discord and follow him around to try to prevent too many chaos-related claims from being filed. (Or two. Meryl has a partner, after all.)

I don't generally do OC ponies aside from throwaway extras, silly crossover bits (like Exploradora the Earth filly from Mexicavallo in Tale of the Terrible Doctor Twilight) or long-dead family members, like Madonna the draconequus or King Starfire the alicorn... but this might possibly be so hilarious I just have to. Unlesss someone else wants to take the idea and run with it. I have too many fics to finish.

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