Uber Haiku · 6:40pm Feb 23rd, 2014
Recently I got the bizarre challenge to write an Uber Haiku.
Naturally, I accepted, because it sounded stupid enough to be awesome.
The goal is to make a series of haikus that, when you take the first letter of each line, forms another haiku.
Now, for your amusement, wondrous followers, here's what I came up with.
Tea leaves simmering
Hot to the slightest of touch
It quenches the mind
Swaying branches sound
Hirsute observers notice
A cool wind most mild
Isolating sky
Kindred spirits dwell below
Under shared heavens
Competent in what
On this the poor mind must dwell
Melancholy muse
Plummeting too fast
Life flashes before the eyes
Enchanting regrets
The sun brings forth dawn
Exciting day yet to come
Welcoming weekend
Everything is clear
Moving hand of fate will steer
On a journey, blind
Velocity peaks
Endurance stretched to limits
Orbiting craft soars
Nothing more for it
The old girl’s beyond repair
Of course there’s duck tape...
Golden rays of light
Receding umbra of the night
Everything looks bright
A broken remote
T.V is stuck on that show.
Excrutiating
Removing their shoes
Then putting down lego bricks
How wicked I am
I see jive turkeys
Not getting my hep speak and
Ginchy lingo, man
Slovenly workspace
Laziness redoubles when
I’m forced to find stuff
Kingdom of scholars
Empire of the cerebral
Palace of the mind
University
Now highschool, only costs more
Students must lament
Ambidextrous hands
Never foiled by Dread Pirates
Dextrous left and right
Leaves of amber crunch
In sight of yellows and browns
Must be autumn soon
Excrutiating
Reusing words to finish
It’s the second last
Cease now. pencil down
Kindly hand in your work. please
So it can be marked
(This haiku complete
We move on to greater things
Like puns and limericks)
Yes, we must have limericks.
Masterfully done. Now what about an überlimerick?
In any case, I may have to try my hand at this.
WOW de WOW de WOW!
How cool is that!
I agree with Blue_Paladin42 LIMERICKS AHOY!