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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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  • 532 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

    8 comments · 384 views
  • 532 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

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  • 532 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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    6 comments · 480 views
  • 532 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

    5 comments · 496 views
  • 532 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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Feb
6th
2014

New story crashed and burned. (Ish) · 9:41pm Feb 6th, 2014

Meh. It was bound to happen eventually. I was going to write some complete crap and have to learn from it. I guess I'll just do something different next time. Maybe something serious.

See ya, peeps. I'm off to write.

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Comments ( 16 )

Hey, the likes to dislikes ratio says otherwise. Near as I can tell, I'm the only one of your regulars who bailed on it, and I'm NOT one of the downvotes you got. :twilightsmile:

Besides, it's been up what, 4 hours? 5? Don't get depressed just yet. :twilightsmile:

I haven't had time to read anything on FiMfic since Sunday. I've just been hopping on, replying to comments, and going back to homework. I'll give it a read (plus an analysis) tomorrow night, if not tonight.

Don't sweat it. Keep on rocking.

1803489

I'm not depressed, I'm just not going to continue the story. It's done the worst out of my last six stories, and I could have been writing my main story in the time I spent writing this. Meh.

1803507 I do understand the feeling. Every so often we feel the urge to write something that's just completely "What?!"

But again, people like crackfics in moderation. :twilightsmile:

1803546

How does that have anything to do with bananas? :trixieshiftright:

1803551 :facehoof: Images in comments don't autosnap the way they do on forums. Fail on my part. :derpyderp2:

Right-click it out into a new tab, or use this link. Then it should make more sense.

1803551 Also google "kamen rider baron banana arms"

1803573

So, where do you even get this stuff?

You're in distress because you think your story has not done well; or it has not done as well as you have expected it to turn out. Take a look outside. Do you see the world? Of course you do. Now open the window. The world became a little clearer. More vivid. It became closer. Stone by stone, you are trying to lay out the foundation for your castle, of appropriate size, and then you open the window. What do you see? The sun still rises in the East and sets in the West.
And it's so damn beautiful.

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I have no idea what the crap you just did, but somehow I feel better. Must be magic.

1803599 It's Japanese. It comes from Japan. :derpytongue2:

1803632
I hear that I have a certain way with words. Must be rumours.

1803648

:moustache: That's exactly what I wanted to know.

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