• Member Since 7th Oct, 2013
  • offline last seen Jan 1st, 2017

TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

More Blog Posts32

  • 534 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

    8 comments · 384 views
  • 534 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

    The paragraphs

    Looked
    Like
    This

    Read More

    25 comments · 501 views
  • 534 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

    Read More

    6 comments · 481 views
  • 534 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

    5 comments · 496 views
  • 534 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

    Read More

    22 comments · 461 views
Jan
31st
2014

Where do you want to go on FIMfiction? · 9:54pm Jan 31st, 2014

Do you have big plans for yourself? Be the next Regidar or shortskirtsandexplosions? Push your way through the crowds of very bad-OC covered newbies and own this site with your epic writing? Write stories so sad they'd make dragons cry, or write things so funny they'd make Fluttershy "rofl"?

Do you want to constantly improve, and always be a little better than you were yesterday? Obtain thousands of followers and have so many people to look up to you and anxiously wait for the next brilliant thing to come out of your mind? Do you want to be the guy/girl who always writes, has ninety-eight stories with no less than one hundred likes each? Do you want all of the greats to smile down on you and have the best writers knock on your door for an autograph, maybe?

While we're fantasizing, what other seemingly impossible things do you want? Or do you have more realistic goals? Is your motto "shoot for the stars, but don't be surprised when you barely make it to the moon"? Do you doubt that you can do it. That you can even write one story? That you can even get ten likes? That you can get a follower, or have a single person waiting for your updates when they may come.

Perhaps that isn't very often. Perhaps you can't focus on your writing, and truth be told, you're not even sure you actually want to be a writer. You're not even sure if you want to waste your time writing fanfiction. The whole idea is quite silly, after all. Ponies with magical horns and wings and dragons and phoenixes and cool not really real stuff. Maybe that doesn't matter at all.

But you enjoy it, don't you? You like what people say when they actually take the time to look at what you create, and you like when you can make someone laugh, or even shed a tear once in a while. You like when people like what you make, even if writing is hard and you can't stay focused and you know more than anything that you, you cannot do this. You like the nice things people say, though. The genuine things. The few likes you have on the story you put soooo much work into. You like the like.

Maybe if you knew, you had absolutely no doubts that you were going to be one of the best writers or the best at whatever you try at, maybe then you would try a little harder. You already know you're going there, so why not go there and be the best that you can be? That is you, after all. You're the one they look up to and want to be like, why don't you be that person that you are?

But... you don't know if you're going anywhere. Not really. You're probably pretty sure that in the long run, this crap was just a waste of time that could have been spent doing more fun things. You will never ever go anywhere with this thing, and you have convinced yourself of this.

And, you never will. You're not going anywhere, ever. Not if you don't try.

But maybe if you do try... maybe things will happen. Maybe stuff will get better and while you will know you're not the best because you're definitely still you, you'll know that you're better than you were.

Try, people. Give it a try, and see where you go. I want to see you go far.

Shoot for the stars, and don't you dare stop when you reach them.

Report TheSheepMaster · 459 views ·
Comments ( 93 )

Have a happy Pinkie Pie because you deserve it. :pinkiehappy:

My blogs aren't nearly as interesting.

Be the next Regidar or shortskirtsandexplosions?

Why would anyone WANT to be an overblown, overrated hack? :rainbowhuh:

You a motivational speaker or something?

...Geez...

1779799

I basically meant someone with 1-4k followers. You don't have to be like them.

1779954

I'm just a teenager with a lot of free time.

1779975
1779977 Ah, okay. Well, honestly, I'd rather have meager numbers and earn them than have overwhelming numbers just because I'm a meme.

1779982 Makes two of us.

1779987

I hope you know that wasn't the point.

1779996 Oh, I know. It's just the only part I felt like commenting on, because the rest is just something one should accept as a given. :scootangel:

1780003

Yeah, but sometimes it needs to be said. I'm freaking tired of hearing people say, "if only I had that sort of talent then...".

1780011 Some people will NEVER have that sort of talent. Because they just suck.

But it's okay to suck! Some people make a good living sucking. :trollestia:

1780025 What? Do you have ANY idea how much the Houston Texans starting line earned collectively playing a 2-14 season?

1780026

Sorry... I don't watch or know anything about football, or any other sport, really. So, basically, I don't know what that means.

I'm not much for making goals because it's pretty ridiculous, but I've had multiple tastes of the famous life, and boy, it sure is delicious! 1.1K followers is a lot to live up to, (this is on DrawSomething2), but I haven't posted anything in like a month. My followers are still grasping onto me, anticipating more, but I feel as if I've disappointed them with my inconsistancy! I just am not a good person to follow because I'm too lazy to draw stuff for them, so I don't think I can live up being 'famous'. I think I'll stick to doing what I enjoy and not desiring more than what I've got. Whatever I get is whatever I deserve, and making a goal isn't going to make myself any more deserving.

1780393 I thought we already established that. XD

1780484 My rating on the awesome scale.

1780541

I'd like to have an actual conversation with you one of these days.

Thank you for taking the time to write this SheepMaster. It's nice to just read a little bit of unconditional encouragement every once in awhile. I wish you the best in your own future projects, and once again, thank you. :twilightsmile:

1780633

Likewise, friend. And you're welcome.

1780665

I can't do gifs. This is an iPad.

1780754

I almost don't mind since it's you. :heart:

1780758 i.imgur.com/LmF5Eys.gif
yay!

That means I'm free to go!

Just kidding

1780765

You're free to go, but know that I will dream of your awesomeness when I sleep.

Not to sound creepy or anything. :trollestia:

1780803

Magikarp is my fave pokemon.

1780807 No, it's obviously Bidoof.

Login or register to comment