Two years

yeah, I know. I've been on this site for two years now.

In all honesty, I don't know what to say. That is completely and utterly ridiculous.

I mean, just let that sink in for a moment. Two. years.

Fuck. I need a girlfriend or something.

Comments

[Mr Grimdark]

No life nerd

[Bronystories]

Stop dropping hints, Sorren. I know you've wanted me to get a sex change operation for a while now. But forget it! I'm just not going to be your girlfriend. Sorry.

Seriously though, congratulations on two years!

[KiltedKey]

You need a hug for supporting me.

Hug.

And boyfriend. Either gender is good!

[redsquirrel456]

Who needs a girlfriend when you can have one of these?

Sure to fill that gap in your social life with great and powerful affection!

Congratulations on two years' worth of horse words!

[Sorren]

1734947 shhhhhh

1734966 Ohhhh, I see that you did thar.

1735135 I'd be okay with that.

[Monochromation]

I'm coming up on the two year mark in April.

Gee, I started on this site when I was twelve. Feels weird, man.

[NaughtSought]

All the good jokes are already taken. I should have come here earlier (read:?)
Something is always good? Nope, no jokes there. Maybe next blog I'll send an innuendo. Or maybe I'll edit one in after the two years sink in.
Edit: going to stalk your page and stories for errors because I can. No innuendo, just weird/creepy.

[Armalite]

It'll be my two years in a few weeks.

[Sky Blazer]

My two years is in July this year.

I wouldn't mind having a girlfriend either, though if I did I'll probably end up losing her.