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TheSheepMaster


I like to pretend I know what I'm doing, so that eventually I'll start to believe it.

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  • 534 weeks
    You know what? I think I'm in the mood to write some more - How Many Ponies Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb.

    I officially get an F- at making blog posts. But hey! That's still two grades higher than what I get on math!

    But yeah, more light bulb-ness coming soon. I'll be writing it when I'm not shoveling snow... four freaking feet of that crap.

    8 comments · 384 views
  • 534 weeks
    What is the worst thing you have ever written?

    A long while - four months ago - I wrote The Box of Jack. The idea was that this pony dude - Axis West - would go around searching for evil spirits in boxes all over the world. He became Princess Luna's student in the first chapter. I was going to write more of this, but three downvotes were enough to make me change my mind.

    The paragraphs

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    25 comments · 501 views
  • 534 weeks
    I suck - differently than you do

    I was just reading this amazingly funny story, and thinking to myself how much my writing paled in comparison to what I was reading and lol-ing at. And then I realized...

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    6 comments · 481 views
  • 534 weeks
    What's that? Seven stories?

    Woo! The big seven! A number nobody really celebrates. Well why not? Seven is such an amazing number. Seven is the day of the month in which I was born. Seven is when I learned to ride a bike. Seven ate nine. Seven has swag, yo.

    You've gotta admit - yes, you - that seven is a cool number.

    (Linky)

    5 comments · 496 views
  • 534 weeks
    Why do you write?

    I should write more 500-2k word blog posts, but I've found that I get far more views and comments when I ask a simple question. I'll post more fun, somewhat interesting (maybe) blog posts, but for now, why? Why do you continue to play this writing game? You tell me and I'll tell you.

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    22 comments · 461 views
Jan
11th
2014

Fifty? Fifty? Fifty? 50... · 10:37pm Jan 11th, 2014

So many sheepy minions! I mean seriously, where'd you peoples come from?

Thank you all soooo much for choosing to watch me. You're all awesome peeps.

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Comments ( 45 )

Was I # 50!?

Congrats! You'll have plenty more in time. :pinkiehappy:

mad jealous :raritydespair: just kidding mad props:trollestia:

seriously, where'd you peoples come from?

The places where nightmares dare not go.

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Thanks so much, man...

Urghhh... I respect you so much it feels weird to call you man, but it also feels weird to call you sir.

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:flutterrage:

1707817

Mad jealous?

You got a white eight-string...

Now we're both mad jealous...

:pinkiehappy:

1707842 "Boss" will do nicely. :twilightsmile:

I kid. :trollestia:

1707959 But seriously, if you're that weirded out by it, the best middle ground would be Senpai. :twilightsmile:

1707972

All right, Senpai Moth.

1707850 Ehh, its nice and all, but having people care about what you do is also nice:twilightsmile:


1707949 I like this guy right here:yay:

1707993

You're right, bro. You're right.

And yes, MythrilMoth is a freaking boss.

may you have more to come my good friend

You're welcome. :twilightsmile:

1708216

Thank you, Pumpy, thank you.

Note: yes, I called you Pumpy...

1708231
"Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?"

Seriously though, that sounds like a pet name.

1708276

Well, I'd have gone with dude, bro, mate, brah, or man, but you're a girl, so names are hard.

1708289
Mate would have been fine. But oh well. :twilightsmile:

Did you not get the reference?

1708314

I really should get the reference, shouldn't I?

Also, sorry, I'll keep that in mind next time I talk with you.

1708325
'S'kay. It was a Veggietales reference, specifically Dave and the Giant Pickle, a retelling of David and Goliath. I don't use references all that often, but that quote fit the situation.

1708348

Ahh! I love Veggietales, but it's been at least a year since I've seen any of it.

1708366
It's been a while since I've seen any either, but I must have watched it a lot of times when I was younger. The last time I watched them was either almost two or three years ago, when I tried to watch as many Veggietales episodes (for lack of a better word) as I could in one summer, along with the extras and the commentary on the DVDs I have. I have some on VHS.

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VHS :rainbowlaugh:

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Seriously, though, it is a pretty awesome show.

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Don't laugh! :trixieshiftleft: We still have quite a few VHSs left.

It is. :pinkiesmile:

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Well, I mean... I thought I was the only one who still watched VHSs.

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Nope. I'm sure there's many people who still watch them.

Does your family own any audio cassettes?

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Any A-track tapes? :trollestia:

1708724

You mean 8-track? And no.

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*shrugs*It sounded like A-track to me.

We had found two of them, but we don't have the player, and there was no point in keeping them. One of them was disco Sesame Street songs.

I'm being ridiculous now, but have any laser discs?

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I think we have one, but I'm not sure.

I'm done for now.

1707855
I thought we had something! :raritydespair::raritycry::raritydespair:

1709159
You don't love me? :fluttercry:

1709185

Dang it, man! I just can't live that way anymore. :raritydespair:

1709227

Don't be sad. We both know this was never going to work out.

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