In the beginning man created god · 3:55am Jan 4th, 2014

This is the kind of shit ads I see on my facebook page

There was another one that promised that by syncing my iphone with my car it would some how become more fuel efficient.

Though I also see this every time I go to it:

So it more than makes up for it.

I've been wanting to make another boring mundane, pointless, and unseen blog for awhile, but lately I've been coming down with a bad case of who-gives-a-fuck. It's rather contagious. I think I got it from my writers. CnQ is MIA and probably dead, Peroth is......well Peroth, and bats also seems to have a serious case of the WGAFs.

I got a gift card to Panera Bread for Christmas......I hate that place. They make the worst chai I've ever had. It tasted like cum flavored piss.

What else can I complain about? You ever have a group of friends that you suddenly realize you really don't want to hang out with anymore. Seriously, they're about as useful as Helen Keller as your spelling bee partner. There's a fucking idea for any of you cum drinking troll writers. "Helen Keller Goes to Equestria." I expect a mention in the long summary.

My birthday is this month. I hate my birthday. It's the one day where I have to actually answer the phone when my family calls. I hate my family.

I didn't watch the newest episode today....or the previous two, and I'm okay with that. It's not like I'm missing any character development. Someone in the skype chat wanted to get all philosophical and asked why I didn't allow spoilers until the Monday after a show. Short answer: Because. Long answer: Because I fucking said so.

I really wish there was a good filly twidash story around. There are three that I'm aware of. Two are dead, and the other one, for lack of a better word, is shit. I have an idea for one, but it requires me to write and that would require me to give a fuck, and of course I'm sick. Also there's only like 1 (in progress) high school pony story. Isn't that like the go to setting for any fanfic. I mean seriously how hard could it be to think of an idea for that?

Twighlight Sperkel[sic] being home schooled for most of her life is forced to attend a public school for her last few years of education because the University for Gifted Unicorns requires an applicant to have extracurricular activities in their application. So Principal Celestia sends her to Vice Principal Luna (Who also gets more screen time because Luna is fucking awesome...when she isn't written like an idiot) who suggests the tutoring program at the school. In this program is where she meets the troubled Rainbwo dash[sic], and together they learn about each other as they deal with bullies, role models, and learning what it means to rely on someone......and then they kiss.

See, boom, instant classic. Don't steal my idea either, half the time I read these new stories they're basically cookie cutter plots that have been done to death.

There's plenty of new and interesting ways to write twidash, you fuckers just lack imagination. Also if I read one more story where someone breaks the fourth wall as a way to move the plot by mentioning that they know they are in a story, I'm just gonna start deleting them from the group. I know you think you're being funny and cute, but it isn't. All that says is "I'm a fucktard who doesn't know how to make the story do what I want."

With love,
Ech

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