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I snark as a function of talking.

Mar
30th
2015

The editing process · 3:23am Mar 30th, 2015

So I mentioned a long time ago that a long time ago someone wanted to know 'how I edit.' Now that I'm back into editing again for someone who writes pony, and I do bats' non-pony stuff I actually remember how I edit shit and turn it into gold.
(A/N: I've been drinking and writing this from a fucking Nook. Expect errorz, high amounts of sarcasm, kink shaming, low blows, and probably some form of discrimination,and I talk with an air of superiority that would put Samuel Jackson to shame.)

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Dec
24th
2014

All of the hype · 6:53pm Dec 24th, 2014

In response to things. I made a video.

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Oct
24th
2014

...I'm so sorry · 10:33pm Oct 24th, 2014

Sometimes I feel the need to apologize for adding the stories to the twidash group. And if you have been in the group for any length of time you know exactly what I'm talking about. This most recent one more so. I'm fairly certain of either one of two things. The story approvers are blind or they have a vendetta against TwiDash. I add them for completions sake. I promise.


I'm so sorry.

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Oct
13th
2014

Something clever and whitty · 1:12am Oct 13th, 2014

So I decided to try my hand at writing. If you can even call it writing. Write a paragraph...scrap it. Write 2 paragraphs...scrap them. Go back to the previous paragraph....scrap it for the latter 2, scrap both for starting the story at an entirely different spot. To make it even more tedious my inner editor kicks in and I spend 30 minutes reading about the different uses of em dashes in the Bedford Handbook. So yeah writing is hard.

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Jun
21st
2014

Something useful for a change · 1:08am Jun 21st, 2014

I know I've been away from here for quite awhile, and I'm sure none all of you are concerned. Well basically I've left the fandom. I've just become disinterested with it. It happens, whatever.... The reason for me reaching out to people here is a concern that I feel interests many here.

Illiteracy.

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Apr
2nd
2014

The creation process... · 12:34am Apr 2nd, 2014

If you've ever wondered what a writer and his editor talk about....now you know.

Also why you no write screwderp?
[8:22:52 PM] bats: Well, I like the idea for that ScrewDerp, but there's stuff I'd rather write.
[8:23:29 PM] Ech: And you'd prolly go to jew hell for shipping two retards
[8:23:37 PM] bats: pfft
[8:23:49 PM] bats: There is no Jew hell
[8:24:04 PM] Ech: Really?
[8:24:11 PM] bats: yep
[8:24:12 PM] Ech: Oh yeah...Jews can't go to hell can they

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Mar
18th
2014

Thread not found... · 2:00am Mar 18th, 2014

So I'm typing this up from my phone because I don't feel like unpacking just yet, and am laying in bed waiting for sleep to take me to the only place I can be happy...man that sounds depressing.

So first up, has anyone else noticed that almost every new thread in twidash is immediately deleted? It's almost as if the admins take all the fun and put it in camps....damn fun Nazis. But seriously though someone should post a thread worth not deleting.

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Jan
31st
2014

I have a dream · 4:54pm Jan 31st, 2014

No, but seriously. Look at the 3 most recently updated stories:

Was there some sort of memo sent out for people to write about dreams?

.....That's pretty much all I had.

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Jan
4th
2014

In the beginning man created god · 3:55am Jan 4th, 2014

This is the kind of shit ads I see on my facebook page

There was another one that promised that by syncing my iphone with my car it would some how become more fuel efficient.

Though I also see this every time I go to it:

So it more than makes up for it.

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Oct
15th
2013

Long Overdue · 9:50pm Oct 15th, 2013

I've been meaning to do this for a good while now, but things came up and life happened, but now that I've been reminded of certain events I think it best to do this now. At first, I considered posting a thread in the twidash group for this, but I feel it would just be re-opening the wound and I'd rather just let this incident fall off the radar, so that everyone can carry on with more important things, but I still think these things need to be said.

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