Cause Christmas Tiiime is killing us! · 3:45pm Dec 26th, 2013
(A cookie for anyone who knows what that song is from)
Hey everyhuman, InkTapper here and yeah, I suck. I haven't been as active as usual, and there are a couple reasons. One, because Christmas has been pretty busy for me, and two, because I've been lacking a lot of motivation for my story. You'd think that with its 93 upvotes, I'd be more than willing to complete it, but I can't overcome how long I've already made so many people wait and how many people I've disappointed. Not only that, but the more I think about it, the more inadequate the story feels. The whole thing rubs me the wrong way, and the instant I begin to continue it, I feel like an amatuer who has no business writing. I really want to be confident about this, but so much time and effort has been lost and it feels like such a waste now. So, I have no idea what I'm going to do.
Oh, and another reason as well. I met this guy IdentityMatrix who's exactly like me. Exactly like me. I actually promoted his story in my last blog because his writing style reminds me of my own, but then after talking a bit more, our similarities are actually kind of uncanny. Sooo, we decided to work on a collab.
Yep. I've brought my own lack of progress on him. Now we both have stories that needed an update a while ago. You're welcome, Matrix.
First of all, I'll take my cookie, Family Guy fan.
and our fic is going to transcend all fics.
Second of all, we've been over this. I am you, remember? I stole you at birth and made several clones of you, then in a horrible freak accident, I was transferred into one of your bodies. I don't know how you keep forgetting this.
Third of all, just write the damn story! I'm sure people are tired of hearing you say you can't, because you've managed fucking 93 upvotes and one downvote! Do you know how hard that is? I'm writing a clopfic and it hasn't gotten as much attention as yours. I oughtta slap you right in the Ink!
And fourth of all, thank you, I've always wanted to work to avoid working
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1- The cookie was a ruse, all I have is muffins. Nuclear muffins.
2- Oh, right of course. Totally forgot.
3- I think actually the fact that your story has the sex tag is perhaps part of the cause of some people not paying attention to it, and I can't "just write" because it's been so long that I kinda forgot what to do. And if you slap me in the ink, I'll slap you in the 100, 010, 001
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Nuclear muffins? Even better. Actually, you might have a point there. A lot of people hate clop. Still though, that's hardly an excuse. You came up with the story, yes? Then it's still in your head somewhere, and since it's been in there for a while, I'm sure it's had time to grow. You even had the events plotted out in your head, all you've gotta do is type them the fuck down!
1649652 but.. but.. errrgh!
UUUURGH!
1649664 shh calm down Twilight. This is between me and Tapps.
Okay, so like... what if I helped you?
1649668 ....
1649669 Dammit, SweetieBelle, gtfo! I'm talking to Tapps!!!
Ack! You too, Fluttershy!
Anyway, yeah, I could handle working on my own story, doing our collab and helping you write! It'd be fun!
Oh my god, if one more pony Interrupts our comments, I swear to Celestia, I'm gonna--
FFFUUUUUU---
1649678 hmmmm... *sigh* we'll talk about this later
fingers all bleed, and look that guy just peed
because Christmas time is killing us!
1649748 I'll share my nuclear muffin with you
1650585 thanks. you know, Inktapper and I have an interesting relationship. when I first joined the site, he became my first actual friend here
1650647 Same here! Well, not when I first joined, since I didn't really do anything until I published my story, but he was the first one with whom I had a conversation with on the site. Apparently, he likes batponies almost as much as I do... almost
1650695 really? Noctrals never really came up in the conversations he and I had
I think you and I will get along just fine
1650989 Noctrals?
And yeah, he told me he loves batponies (or noctrals I guess) after he read my story. Well, the part that I have finished anyway.
1651291 Noctral, Negasus, Thestral... they all just mean Bat Pony
Third entry down
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if you came up with all of that, we have a near identical headcannon on these creatures. Only in my story, they live in caverns near the Everfree forest, and are insectivorous as well as frugivorous in the foalpup stage
1651318 You should see how extensive my headcanon is
1651328 I like your head!
I want to draw the creatures you come up with now!
1651336 You're an artist? I'm an artist!
1651350 awesomeness! The only drawing I've done that I can show you right now is this.
1651423 well, you're better than me!
I'm currently ponifying the giants from this
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Yay, 80's cartoons! Although, wouldn't that be sorta like just ponifying humans?
1651470 Not if you change it slightly and make the giants the last 10 of their particular breed of giant, and label them WCP-1204 (the BFG) and WCP-1205 (A-J) (the 9 "bad" giants)
WCP is the pony version of SCP
1651636 wow. You're extremely orginized in your creativity. This is something I do not have
1651646 I shall name them Lastrygonians, after the people-eating giants of greek myth
1651662 yay, Greek mythology, familiar territory!
1651667 i'm so glad Inktapper sort of introduced us!
1651684 Lol, yes he told me he's got an unintentional knack for that
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*HeartTortoisePigeonDog joins the fray*
1654590 Hearty! I was wondering when you'd show up!
1654854 Sorry, mate
But it feels that way, for certain!
Busy, busy, busy:
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Except not as awesome
All work and little to no play makes Hearty a mad~ boy
Well, not really that much
1649642 Lies: mirror pools
1654868 Well, glad to see you!
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1654869 I'll have to ask Tapps for more nuclear muffins to share.
1655892 my guy got caught. No more muffins.
1654893 You as well
1655892 1655989 That's okay, I'll take the Pokemon