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Smoking Gun


Guy who writes stories when he's bored. And hey, I've got nothing else to do.

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  • 478 weeks
    Why I've been gone... and Why I'm back

    Alright ya'll... I know, I've been gone for a while, let me explain.

    I got a job... on the opposite side of the country. So it's been a big move, one with lots of stuff happening in sequence, but I've settled into my new, well paying job, and I'm ready to get back to work.

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    12 comments · 780 views
  • 498 weeks
    Only Human: Chapter 15 - Creators Gonna Create Preview

    "Yeah. Keep Talking, you idiot."

    Synergy laid back in her chair and took another sip of wine as she watched Lyra smile and wave on the screen in front of her. Hearing a knock on the door, she rotated her chair to face her guest.

    "And to what do I owe the pleasure?" Synergy asked.

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    3 comments · 572 views
  • 530 weeks
    Think Fast Sneak Preview

    Think Fast is coming soon!

    Keep your eyes peeled.

    1 comments · 472 views
  • 532 weeks
    TV Tropes?

    So... apparently Only Human is on TV Tropes.

    When the hell did that happen?

    6 comments · 959 views
  • 534 weeks
    I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

    Something a lot of you might not know about me is that I'm sick.

    Depression. That kind of sickness.

    If you follow my blog, you may have noticed recently I've had some bad times. I come here because I have just enough anonymity to keep to myself, but I'm still connected to enough to feel part of the community. So, I'm coming to you now after something.

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    8 comments · 624 views
Dec
11th
2013

A True Rarity - Preview · 9:08am Dec 11th, 2013

"Beautiful, simply beautiful."

Rarity gazed the screen door that lead onto the balcony. The door had been opened, letting a cool, refreshing breeze drift into the room, blowing her styled mane back and forth. She could hear the sounds of water hitting the peer, which was a mere few steps from the entrance to her hotel. She looked past the peer, spotting several ships coming into the harbor, as well as the crowning achievement of Manehatten; The Statue of Tolerance, a mare, standing upright, draped in a robe, holding up a touch, a beacon for all those coming ashore.

"I can't believe we got this apartment as easily as we did."

Rarity turned around, taking a better look at her new home.The apartment was wide with a white color scheme on the wall. The kitchen had a wooden theme to it, which hollow cube shelves that looked out into the dinning area. The noticeable lack of furniture was in the middle of being corrected as several stallion unicorns came through the front door, carrying various chairs, tables and the fainting couch.

"What do you mean 'we'?"

Rarity looked to the fainting couch as it was gently laid down on the floor, laying on it already was Sweetie Bell.

"Of course you did," Rarity insisted as she trotted towards the couch, subtly checking it for any scratches. "You said you liked this one."

"My direct quote was 'ehhhhhhh'," Sweetie Bell said as she slomped off the couch.

Rarity looked to the front door, which had one of the movers standing in it. Attached to his face was an angry ball of fur with claws.

"Is this yours?" the mover asked as the cat's claws dragged across his face.

A True Rarity - Coming Very Soon!

Comments ( 3 )

Looks like fun.

Why is Only Human tagged in this? That looks like a misuse of the system to me.

pier* (twice :twilightoops:)
torch*
Sorry, my Grammar Nazism is showing.:twilightsheepish:

This looks interesting though, which is a first for me. I don't usually like Rarity fics.:rainbowwild:

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