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Sir Hat


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  • 435 weeks
    [no title]

    Mike: No, fuck you, I'm not dead. Everyone assumed that I'd suddenly be shitting out chapters when I said I'd write for hat. Well, Spoilers! I'm not a fast writer. I do't just magically get an idea, put it on paper and publish it as a chapter. I also do other things. I work a full time job now, I do editing for other stories, I play the fuck out of rocket league (not fallout 4

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Dec
3rd
2013

Please...help a brother out... · 12:22am Dec 3rd, 2013

Please read my other stuff...please? Like Ice and empires....or Charon...I promise you it's not cutsy but it is better quality and richer in the story department...please...I'm bloody begging yall...DON'T LET ME DOWN PLEASE!

Report Sir Hat · 435 views · Story: Byte sized ·
Comments ( 34 )

But.... But... Cat sized Rainbow Dash! :pinkiesad2:

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I WILL CAN THIS STORY FASTER THAN TUNA!

I feel like I am the only one that reads your stories... How quaint.

Mate, I started following you because of your other stories. I haven't even read 'Byte sized', so don't worry about it. I know you write good stories. You got nothing to prove.:pinkiesmile:

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I know...and byte is bad writing, but I hope it can help get me noticed....PLEASE WORLD!? PLEASE!?

Also I can never read a story like Charon. Yes it is a brilliant idea for a story, but the way my mind works it would constantly bother me over and over until the story is finished and I make sure it is a happy ending for those ponies that are abducted. It is me and not you, I rarely read dark stories because my mind and imagination goes wild and it just feels real to me (its how I read any story actually) it is kind of a downer in some ways but my mind is what it is. Still The Monk one looks neat.

Also, I know it is pissing you off that a silly story like Byte Sized gets more views than your serious works, but you is it really so bad to get attention? Just finish it and you will have more readers willing to look at newer things or your older works.

I'M READING THEM JUST STOP COMPLANING!!!:raritydespair:

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THEN IGNORE ME, YOU'RE NOT THE ONE I'M BITCHING AT.

ALSO GOOD WORK: HAVE A COOKIE!

did little timmy steal all of your valium again? :trollestia:

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*Ehem* ...eat a french fried dick. That is all.

I'll give Charon a shot.

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That's all I ask...I'm not asking for people to love it, just to give it a chance.

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Yes...yes I am. Like or hate I just want more opinions.

Well, if it means anything to you, when I find one piece of work by someone I usually read anything else they have. So don't worry, because if there's more stories by you then I'll be readin' them when I can.

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Not a problem, guy! Now, if you excuse me...

*Zips Up Coat*

I need to shovel my really slippy driveway... yay.

sorry to busy relistening to Steel Shoes.

Dood, I haven't even got to your fic I faved.:rainbowwild:

Chill. I'll read your stuff when Final's week is over.:pinkiehappy:

1566584 You too? They're a bitch ain't they...

1566586 I'm in Hell (week) currently, Finals is next week. But so is Wrestling tickets. :ajsmug:

I haven't updated my story for a long time either, so I ain't seen the feature box in a while either. :pinkiehappy:

:derpyderp1:
Um ok? So you just want more opinions for your other stories? I'll give it a read either way :derpytongue2:

been reading 'empires and ice' very good, but i already ran out of chapters to read. now i must wait.

You can't unristle the jummies. No matter how hard you plead or beg. You will always be known as the one guy who wrote that cutesy mini pony fic. :trollestia:

I'll read some more of your stuff in the future. :raritywink:

From one author to another, it's hard to get your readers to read something you put your heart and soul into sometimes; it's as you said in your currently popular story: Usually, it's about fan-service :ajsleepy:

But personally, I shall give 'The monk' a read, since the short description seems appealing :raritystarry::raritywink::moustache:

One shots generally do better because they don't take long to read and you don't need to wait for updates. I like your other stories, especially "The Monk.":pinkiehappy: Though I haven't read byte sized yet.:applejackunsure:

No problem, I already read All of your stories including the Gdocs Moose except the little pony fic. Honestly, they're all pretty good actually. My faves are EA: I sling drink and Ivory.

I'm still wondering why the hell those two aren't popular.

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Well, I could spend a while each day and go trhough ALL your stories, One by one...:yay:
But when I do, expect comments on each and every one of them, Varying in lenght from
"Cool story bro" and upwards to half a novell of commentary :moustache:

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3 are worth your time: Charon, Ice and empires, and Ivory....in no particular order

1569441 ARE YOU SAYING THAT THE MONK, I SLING DRINK, AND HER MAJESTY'S SERVICE WASNT WORTH MY TIME :raritydespair: BUT I ENJOYED THOSE GREATLY!!! Service To A Lesser Extent Cos Of The Extra Personality But Still Enjoyed It...

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No...I'm just saying these are better...although monk was good and fun. (Monk was written to satirize the rape stories about Dash) So that...that is what happens when I put both time, effort, and passion into work....that....and I felt it was a fun way to jab at rape clop.

1570886 :pinkiehappy: Moar Monk For The Future? Please? :pinkiesad2:

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Maybe...I have the Knight in the jar for the time being.

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Then I shall begin with those, and then proceed to read your other stuff as well, simpy because I have nothing BUT time. I have no school and no work, ever. Only free time. So I shall go through your entire collection, one by one, starting with the ones you mentioned, in that order. :moustache:

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