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375 weeks
Five Long Years...

Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how
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517 weeks
Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.
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540 weeks
Here's your Christmas present, peoples

Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.
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541 weeks
Need a pre-reader for a new story

All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.
I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.
So lemme know!
-neutralmilk
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543 weeks
EVERYBODY! QUICK!

I have a story. Yup. Nice.
Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.
Looks like there's going to be some...
NEW-tralmilk.
Ouch.
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Apr

25th

2012

I Hate Writing Titles · 11:05pm Apr 25th, 2012

Coming fresh off the surprising (somewhat) success of "Bill Cosby," I am pleased to announce to you all, my ever adoring public (I'm so sorry for you all). that my attention will be devoted to

1) The Trotting Dead: A lovely little email from this morning gave me a change of heart and my normal week and a half hiatus between each episode will be cut short to write at least a short chapter before finals week. You know who you are!

2) Bill Cosby: I have decided to start writing the next chapter in a day or two. Shouldn't be too long for the next chapter.

3) Twitchums: Stress relief in the form of sardonic stupidity/ taunting of cliches is up utmost importance to the everyday working man!

Why am I typing this? Didn't need to know any of this information? Well... you're probably right. I just like to keep you all updated!

HAVE SOME PONIES!