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neutralmilk


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  • 373 weeks
    Five Long Years...

    Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how

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  • 515 weeks
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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  • 538 weeks
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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  • 539 weeks
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!
    -neutralmilk

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  • 541 weeks
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.
    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...
    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

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Jun
5th
2014

Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request) · 6:50pm Jun 5th, 2014

That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

And that's saying something. But, here are a few updates too: With this story finished, I have a few others that I started and didn't finish including the sequel to HEYYEYYAYAYA which I'll get working on later tonight. I also found the unfinished Bill Cosby chapters. YES! that is plural! And Screw Loose is due for an update considering it's been so well received.


So once again, comedy about everyone's favorite (not really) director and I need a few people to pre-read. No experience necessary!

Two stories in a week. Let's see what else I got...

(bad blog posts are bad)
-neutralmilk

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Comments ( 6 )

I have some prereading skills and could stand to have a good giggle. How long is the fic, and do you have it in gdocs? PM me if you're interested.

Warning: I'm always honest. If it's retarded, I won't hesitate to tell you, then explain why.

2186989 Now that I'm active again, I have a list of many things I am writing. On that list is mainly things that I started in the past but abandoned for no reason. The prequel to TAHH 2 is third on that list. Thankfully, once I start the prequel (and get it edited up to my standards) it will be posted and work on TAHH 2 will officially have begun. I have the entire idea done with as well as supplemental side material, but the main story has not been fully written, just brainstormed fully.

2186989 It's almost here. :pinkiehappy:

You should really do a new blog post. :derpytongue2:

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