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Sep
22nd
2013

Dragon, why u so mean? · 1:01am Sep 22nd, 2013

My Dragon speech-recognition software interprets "Scootaloo" as "school glue".

Let's see what else it comes up with:

rainbow –
The effort free forest: No pony work required
the infection: A ponyfic website that will eat your brain and then spread to your friends
lira: A pony obsessed with humans
Roni: A guy who likes ponies
pony fill: A place full of ponies
pony Phil: see pony fill
Dirk behoove
there be whose
there behooves

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Bad Horse confirmed for having an accent.

1366311

Yeah, now that you mention it, he does sound a bit like Arnold Lipizzaner ("It's not a tuba!")

1366311 I speak perfectly normally. It's all you other people who have accents.

The "Ricer Brony"--he's the guy with the lowered Honda CRX, Rainbow Dash paint job and a glass-pack muffler (a package called "the San Francisco Treatment").

there behooves

Dere Be Hooves. eh?
Dragon was clearly programmed by Canadian Stereotypes. :rainbowlaugh:

there behooves

Indeed there be Whooves.

I now want to see a map of Ponyville, and at Derpy's house, there is a caption, "Here There be Hooves."

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