My grandma just died. I sat in my car in the parking lot at my job, and listened to her heartbeat monitor fail over the phone. I don't know what to do right now, except cry.
I don't think I've ever said how much I despise phrases such as "happy holidays" and "who's a good quadrupedal carbon-based male life form?!"
Their advertising is cringe-worthy, but it's supposed to be as such, and the game can be freakin' EPIC AS TITS.
I just watched a marathon of his movies last week. I feel troubled. Not exactly sad, but troubled. Like I should be both sad and angry, but am at a complete loss as to what for.
This has been your non-pony news broadcast, you may now continue to be annoyed with other blogs about this.
Woot! Thanks to Darken for being my 150th follower, and Killer-931 for being number 151~!
What in the actual fuck should I do to celebrate?
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Oh wow. i'm mentioned somewhere other then on RB. Sweet.
Hmm.... you should.... Hmm.... Roleplay? that's always fun.
1234468 Aye, but I RP fer 'bout 7 dif'rent things already right now. I'd love t' play some DnD sometime soon, but I've no dice.
Smell your dick. I don't know about you, but the smell of my own is just... intoxicating.
1234474 Eh, that's nothing special, though. I smell that every night when I pull it out and wank for three hours straight.
1234480 > 3 hours
Get on my level bro.
1234481 Dude, that's just at night. I once spent 9 hours masturbatin'. My endurance training has been going on for a good 8 years now, so I could go at it all day and not go limp.
I say you pop out a bottle of Captain Morgan and I'll do the same, and we do a traditional internet toast.
1234489 I would, but I don't drink. Like, seriously. I don't even get buzzed, let alone drunk. I just get a headache and start puking.
1234501 Ah, you're one of those.
Oh well, I toast you ceremoniously anyways. Cheers! 
1234504 Aye, I guess.
Mayhaps I am one o' those... Eh, oh well. I act drunk enough as it is, methinks.
1234507 Tis fine. That's why all 151 of us love you. And it just happened to be Darken? It's like deja vu right now.
1234509 lol
Well, I'm signing off fer now. Gotta wake up in 5 hours to go to work.
Blegh...
1234510 lolz, good night.
1234510 I have dice. Like... 2 complete sets, at least. You can do a DnD session over Skype. I've done it before. Thing is, most people want you to have a webcam, but, alas, mine does not work.
If you're interested, let me know, and I can try to get my thing to work, so you all can see me rolling the dice.
151 follows. Let's all play Pokemon.
1234897 Wewt!
1234585 Yeah? Das cool. But I still need a set of my own. And a rule book, though that should be easier to find.
I'd also need to have time I could spend playing DnD...
Fuk u
With all the best of intentions of course.
1235348 O bbe
You should write a story where Big Mac actually has super powers, earth pony style.
1235386 Pone of Steel?
1235398 Stallion of Might?
1235757 Apple of Strength?
1235763 Stud of Swag?
1235773 Nah, too obvious.
1237030 ..lol, true. What about; "Equine of Power"?
1237092 Best Pone.