About the upcoming movie · 8:42pm May 13th, 2013
I know you've all seen this abomination:
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Now, I know most of you are thinking :"Uhhh...you shouuld, lak, watch it bafur judgiiiin'." Here's a problem with that. Already, look at the location. I mean, I would've found that awesome if Twilight ended up in our world and was trying to adapt to the surroundings as best she could, actually getting a humie-chrysalis to help her along the way, but what the hellstrom is this? She's already thrown in the most cliché, boring, uninteresting, and bland environments of all time: A high school.
Want some proof on its awfulness? Watch the disney channel for an hour.
*survival not guaranteed after the first fifteen minutes
Then look at disney's past shows. Every cartoon got the high school BS, even Kuzco! And the Aztecs didn't even have schools!
Next, let's observe the upcoming characters. Just looking at Twilight's cliché "Oh, I tumbled and haphazardly fell into a purdy boeh's arms!". I already see where this is going.
Next, what the hell are Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Apple Bloom doing in a high school? (They looked so cute before! WHY?! I shall feast upon their or-) Inconsistency. I already know what Celestia and Luna will be (because, obviously, rulers in an alternate dimension will most likely be principals/headmasters in a lowly school. Anything's possible, but not to this extent). Discord will most likely be the crazy janitor a-la Ned from nickelodeon(which is VERY funny...North Korea didn't force me to say this. It was of my own choice. <.< >.> >.<) and Chrysalis? Probably a biology teacher. SUCH GREAT THINGS TO WATCH! Oh wait, I can do that in real life! I'M MY OWN TV SHOW!
Next, there's this bully...thing...that is picking on Twilight after seeing her...Really? Not only is she so bland she's actually 0.5 dimensional (Yes. That's a thing. Screw you, I'm part of the World of Illogic. I DON'T ABIDE BY YO RULES!), but she looks...weird. Really weird. I look at her and I can't lock my eyes onto any features. I don't know why. Another thing that bothers me is, why is Spike a dog? I don't get it. Does this mean that he is nothing but a pet to Twilight? There's somethin' shady goin' on 'round here. If the two's acting was like this, maybe:
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BUT IT ISN'T! It's another teen-drama 'bout kids we don't care about! It's so boring that I would gladly watch paint dry VOLUNTARILY!
And what's the last ingredient fort the napalm strike? No. It's not a jet. It's the fact that Twilight is literally thrown into the "let's go make you queen of the prom" or whatever boring stuff like that just to get her crown? Yeah. Okay. I'll just tie my limbs to these horses and let the soldiers pull me apart. I'll feel more here than watching the prom thing.
One more thing, don't do the "this is for little girls" type thing. Even they wouldn't watch such a bland thing. I'll do the test, too. I know how to. Oh, and want one more surprise? What is every single girl wearing? Look closely. You'll see.
All in all, what is my verdict? SEND IN THE RUSSIANS!
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THEN THE SCRIN!
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THEN SEND THEM TO TARTARUS!
THEN SEND IN THE BERSERKERS OF KHORNE! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
I'll still watch it, if it's bad then I'll lose some of my time, if it's good then I won't lose it, it's as simple as that.
Not even good animation.
And why did fur color turn into skin color?
Fuck this movie.
Send it away.
1076444 Simplify your life and don't watch it? That seems fair game.
I don't think even the Khorne Beserkers would even accept their blood
I know it is as unlikely as the world's religions losing their stranglehold of the worlds 1st world governments but..
Maybe they could pull a Ned's survival guide and somehow magically make school life watchable.
1076453 Why would I want to simplify my life? That is so stupid, when you can do something easily, do it the hardest way, it's more fun like that
1076473 But Ned's survival guide isn't even watchable. I am profoundly confused, my good sir.
Now, now, fractal personalities?
Good lord what the fuck is that.
Fuckin keep that shit out of Hawaii!!!!!!!
1076492 The early episodes were at least.
1076502 Ehhgebhehbderbagerb, no.
(Watches full trailer in silence with blank expression)................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................I'm out. (Flips desk over and leaves room).
However I do agree with you're methods of solving the issue Psychopath. The Russians will surely sort out this nonsense.
1076519 And if that doesn't work, the North Koreans with their mighty 5 1/2 inch floppy disk technology will certainly save the day!
please do not bring that boy she crashes into, over into the main show.
Anyone else think the boy she crashes into looks like sorrin?
You forgot one thing:
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I just...What? Okay. You have NO idea how much I am REALLY trying to be understanding right now. I mean...The thing might...Be sort of...Good...If you can maybe...Shut off your brain during it?
Wat.
....It's real. Wow, uh....
I soo agre with you Psycho. When I watched this trailer I'm afraid this already showed whole plot.... higschool drama nothing more. Twi falling in love after bumping into dude looking almost like Shining, pseudo-mane 6 coming together again, bitchy-popular girl as a villain, and some prom thingy to get the magic crown and shit. I'm sure that only one thing is going to be good in this movie and I'm not talking about generic pop music. VA's they are going to do good job.
My only hope is that Spike is going hump the hell outta Raritys leg.
I don't like this premise. I certainly don't want to be reminded of high school and all of that drama shit. There is a reason why I've repressed those memories, after all.
Well..? What are they all wearing? ...miniskirts?
Also omg scooter is awesome. Old school techno ftw. Scooter is a god in the eyes of any true techno junky.
1077426 The best part? It'll be the credits.
1077714 You got it!
1078262 Nah, if music in credits is going to be like in trailer I doubt it.
1078388 Then the full, black end?
1078395 Duuude I found a plus of this movie. Imagine what guys from FiW are going to do with it :D
1078413 "FiW"?
1078431Friendship is Witchraft.
1078439 Wasn't that shot down by Hasbro?
1078484 I heard same thing but it's still on youtube. And they have they own site too.
1076551 Indeed. Still though I can't believe they're doing the whole 'humans' thing. Humans hate each other 90% of the time. People watch the show because c'mon..........who could hate that?----------------------------------------->
I say KILL IT WITH FIRE! *grabs flamethrower* WHO'S WITH ME?
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LET'S FUCKING ROCK!
*revs minigun*
1081878 wait, wait. I forgot something. One minute! *runs off. a moment later, rumbling is heard, and I come in driving an Abrams tank. I pop my head out of the turret* I forgot my tank. Now we can go, hop on! *5 helicopters hover over us* Oh, I brought Solid Snake along with me, along with Batman, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, and Deadpool. They are flying the helicopters. Think this will be enough to kill it?
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Wait!
Lemme grab one thing.
*runs off into closet*
*closet opens, massive stomping and clanging*
*comes up in giant suit of power armor*
*like le profile picture*
Alright, let's go.
* hops on Abrams and revs minigun*
1081914 ALRIGHT! LEEEEEEROOOOOY JENNNNNKINNNNNS!
*random person walks over*
RP: ummm what are you doing?
oh, we're going to kill the MLP movie where they turn the ponies into humans before they release it.
RP: ummmm, they already released it...
.... aw crap, now what?
1081925 They release it on my birthday.
1081935 oh no! that HAS to suck! wanna swap birthdays? Bin Laden died on mine
1082022 No. I'll deal with it.
1082031 ok. Who knows? maybe it is sooo bad, it'll be taken out of public, and than we can go kill it?
1082036 Why wait?
1082048 hmmmmmm, you have a point.... *picks up radio* This is tank command to Solid Snake, come in.
Solid: This is Solid Snake, what are your orders tank command?
KILL THAT *insert long stream of colorful words* MOVIE! KILLIT WITH AS MUCH FIRE AS YOU CAN!
Solid: Alright Tank command, firee mission underway. On route to target. *the helicopters fly away*
YEAH! BRONIES! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
THIS!
IS!
MY LITTLE PONY!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAGH
1086800 *a valiant battle ensues, as we destroy the Hasbro HQ. as the last enemy falls, I hold the Equestrian banner above us* VICTORY IS OURS!
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FOR THE SUN!
FOR THE MOON!
FOR EQUESTRIA!
*victorious war cry*
*blast minigun in air for fun*
1090739 We have won the battle, but the war is just starting. People own private copies of this. We must find them and destroy the copies. For now, we must split up. You are a valiant warrior, and I would fight beside you any day.
Hm... I'll just watch it. I don't mind how it turns out. I'm looking forward to see how it turns out. I never have anything productive to do so I'll just watch it and see. If it's good, then fine. If bad, then pass.
On the other hand, if it does be successful, then that'll encourage more of it's kind. Heck, if we pay for it Hasbro might think we liked it enough to do that. And even if it's good, an other one might not have the same fate.
I don't think it's an abomination but I'm not thinking it'll be the best either.
1092582 It's an abomination because it's the same rehashed idea over and over again. I've grown tired of seeing these sort of things all the time on the T.V. which turn out to be extremely unfunny and extremely forced., which is why I don't watch it anymore.
In North Korea, no one is forced to tell anything.They are RAISED and grew up TO DO SO.It's almost a survival instinct for them...
As a few family members lived in Mao's China, it's a little bit similar. The only difference is that North Korea's dictature is worst than Mao's.
I just want you to know.
1094209 I am simply joking on that sort of thing. Still, brainwashing the people to say something is like forcing them to do it anyways.