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Hyzaku


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May
11th
2013

Ask Me Anything · 1:39am May 11th, 2013

Title says it all folks. I'm bored and hoping to drum up a bit of social interaction.

I'm gonna hang around here for the next few hours and answer questions. I'll throw up a round up blog with answers to every question posted here for the next twenty-four hours sometime on Sunday.

Ask away!

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Comments ( 22 )

Why isn't the sky purple?
What is your name?
What is the cargo capacity of an unladen pegasus stallion?
Do you play EVE?
What is the best clop story?
Favorite color?
Favorite movie?
Favorite greasy food?
Favorite number?
Can I borrow $300 $3000 for Bronycon?
Will you be at Bronycon?
How tall are you?
You come to a fork in the road, one path leads to safety, the other is certain death. 2 people are there to give directions. One always lies and one always tells the truth. How do you find the liar?
Rich and lonely or poor but loved?
What is your quest?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Who is best poneh?
Best plot?
A drunk Nightmare Moon is on your doorstep wat do
What tribe would you be if you were a pony?
Why am I single:raritydespair:
Who is best CMC member?
Apples or pears?
Colgate or Minuette?
Best ship?
Worst ship?
What is your opinion on clop?
Foalcon?
Grimdark?
What inspired you to write?
How long have you been a brony/pegasister?
Favorite story of yours?
Which of the Mane 6 do you see as the most annoying/useless?
Are you really going to answer all these questions?
Why isn't there good music anymore?
I'm hungry, what should I make?
Why am I asking so many questions?

If you wanted someone to ask you a question, what question would it be? :trollestia:
Also ETA on next chapter of TBF?

Favorite flavor of lube? :rainbowwild:
Why won't Brony2893 let me destroy his pelvis?

1069173 Male. Sexuality is an odd one. Primarily, I'm attracted to women. Outside of basic biological lust, I put a very, very heavy emphasis on romance and love as part of what I find sexy in other people. I've found certain men fairly attractive, though it requires an emotional connection of some kind to really get me into considering sex with anyone. To abridge, mostly into women, but not opposed to the idea of a male partner if I found myself in love with one.

1069210 Trollish dude.:raritydespair:

Honestly, I'd love to hear "Wanna go out?".

1069217 Can't say I've tasted any, but I do enjoy strawberry flavored things.

Who is best pony, and why?
(Hint: It's Twilight. :trollestia:)

1069226 Agreed, and likewise, on all of that. :pinkiesmile:

I don't have much for ya on this. ^^;;
Only things I can ask *though you may have mentioned it previously and I missed it* is:
1. I've seen "Twilight's bird feeder' claim to have updated twice in the past by going to the front of my favorites, but there was no new chapters. Is that because you edited them or just an oddity on my part?
2. Ever going to do a romance with Trixie? Just curious as Trixie romances are my favorites when done well.
3. Any pets? Have 2 ferrets and a turtle myself.
4. Is there any romance stories/pairings you don't think you could write/ any character's you just don't think you could wrap your head around enough to write their personality correctly?

1069170 Oh boy, this gets its own post.

Why isn't the sky purple?

Because the atmosphere reflects more blue light than purple light.

What is your name?

Daniel

What is the cargo capacity of an unladen pegasus stallion?

Depends on the stallion. Based on Rainbow Dash, probably more than four ponies.

Do you play EVE?

No.

What is the best clop story?

I heavily enjoyed Xenophilia, mainly for the interesting take on world building. Unusual cultures are very fun to read about. Also, it was the first clop I'd read that I actually enjoyed as a story.

Favorite color?

Deep reds, deep blues, and silvers. I also have a fondness for teals.

Favorite movie?

Transformers (the one from the 80's)

Favorite greasy food?

BBQ ribs.

Favorite number?

I tend to like 7's

Can I borrow $300 $3000 for Bronycon?

No

Will you be at Bronycon?

Unfortunately, no.

How tall are you?

5' 6"

You come to a fork in the road, one path leads to safety, the other is certain death. 2 people are there to give directions. One always lies and one always tells the truth. How do you find the liar?

Stab one in the eye and ask him if it hurt.

Rich and lonely or poor but loved?

The idealist in me would prefer to be loved, but I know I could do a lot of good things for people I care for if I was rich. It'd be rough, but I could live with that choice right now. I don't know that I could give up being loved if I was in love with someone at the time of such a choice though.

What is your quest?

Usually, self betterment.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

42.

Who is best poneh?

Very hard to choose. I love Twilight quite a bit, but lately I've been enjoying Rarity a lot more too lately.

Best plot?

Okay, multi-answer for this one. Based on the show, Celestia. It's gotten better every season. Based on personal 'headcannon' of what I think they'd look like as real creatures, I'd go with Luna. Out of the Mane 6, Rarity.

A drunk Nightmare Moon is on your doorstep wat do

That would depend entirely on whether I felt like living past the next morning. If I did want to live, then I'd find a way to drag her inside and cuddle the hell out of her til she sobered up. Otherwise, I'd totally nix her regalia and sell it on ebay and hope she's too drunk to recognize me in the morning. Of course, that's assuming I even get a say in what happens when I answer the door.

What tribe would you be if you were a pony?

Unicorn

Why am I single :raritydespair:

Life isn't fair.

Who is best CMC member?

Sweetie Belle

Apples or pears?

Apples

Colgate or Minuette?

Minuette sounds cuter to me.

Best ship?

Twilight. If it isn't with kids or her family. Everypony else is best match.

Worst ship?

Foalcon ships.

What is your opinion on clop?

I read it on occasion. Suffers from strugeon's law quite badly, and badly written clop is some of the least interesting writing I can think of. If it is going to be included in a story, I definitely prefer if the clop isn't the purpose of the story. I like when it is used to serve the story, so I'll rarely stay interested if

Foalcon?

Detest it.

Grimdark?

Can be written well, and in such a context can be enjoyable. Gore for gore's sake doesn't interest me.

What inspired you to write?

Poetry. I first began creative writing writing free verse poems. Eventually, I tried my hand at writing original fiction. It was fun to create things for that world, but I know I'll never finish any stories about it. The motivation to write them died with the falling out I had with the one person who actually read them.

How long have you been a brony/pegasister?

Found the show and began watching the week Sonic Rainboom aired.

Favorite story of yours?

Of mine? As in one I've written? This might sound a tad trollish, but it's the same answer I always give to this question. The one I haven't yet written.

Which of the Mane 6 do you see as the most annoying/useless?

Depends on the story being told. As a general rule though, Applejack and Fluttershy have the least varied set of skills.

Are you really going to answer all these questions?

Yes.

Why isn't there good music anymore?

You, sir, obviously need to listen to the FiM soundtrack on repeat.

I'm hungry, what should I make?

Ribs or fried catfish.

Why am I asking so many questions?

For amusement.

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fried catfish.

Hot damn that sounds so fucking good right now:rainbowkiss:

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1. I've seen "Twilight's bird feeder' claim to have updated twice in the past by going to the front of my favorites, but there was no new chapters. Is that because you edited them or just an oddity on my part?

I can say that once, for sure, is because I pulled chapter 4 down shortly after posting it to rework it due to some very bad mistakes I made that were pointed out to me. I don't know about a second time though.

2. Ever going to do a romance with Trixie? Just curious as Trixie romances are my favorites when done well.

If I ever have a good idea for one, I would. At current, I don't have any planned Trixie fics though.

3. Any pets? Have 2 ferrets and a turtle myself.

2 cats and a dog.

4. Is there any romance stories/pairings you don't think you could write/ any character's you just don't think you could wrap your head around enough to write their personality correctly?

I don't really consider that an issue. I'm confident enough that I could write a pairing so long as I have an idea for the story when I start. My main reluctance on writing any given pairing would be figuring out how to make a believable romance between the characters. Certain characters are just easier to place into ships for me than others are, but I wouldn't say right now that there are any that I couldn't eventually make work. That could change of course if dealing with crack ships.

1069409 It is, to this day, the only food I have eaten to the point of making myself ill. That was my first encounter with proper cajun fried catfish. I regret nothing.

1069420 Pretty much that.:yay:

1069237 I love lots of ponies, but Twilight really is the best. I mean, she's got the brains, amazing magic, totally adorkable, plus she's an alicorn princess. Seriously. 20/10 would befriend and cuddle the [buy some apples] out of her.

Okay... Leona or Leona? Don't answer that, it's Leona.
Celestia or Celestia? Don't answer that, it's Celestia.
Wow, I was woefully unprepared.

How bout this, if you could ask me anything, what would you ask me? (Stunning riposte!)

1069698 Hmm, what is your sexiest pony?

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What (if anything) do you regret?

Guh, hard one. I have a lot of regrets. Plenty of things I'd love to have a chance to do over differently.

If you could be anywhere you wanted to be in life, right now; what would it be and why?

Let me go full on sappy. Rich, in love, and married. The why should be obvious.

Best practical joke you've ever pulled?

Can't think of any really. I've never been much of a prankster.

Will you regale us with more adorable stories about your cat? (and what is the kitty's name? :3)

His name is Ernie. A story about him... hmm. Well, he has a tendency towards routines and prefers if that I get up on time to feed him in the morning. He has a few tricks to get people out of bed. His favorite is just sticking his nose in your ear and purring. He also has been known to shove his nose onto people's eyelids, slap people's faces and even pull back covers if you try to hide from him.

And he's just one of my two silly cats.:pinkiesmile:

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Nightmare moon is the sexiest thing on four legs.

EDIT: Coke, Dr. Pepper, or Pepsi? (Or RC Cola, BE A MAN)

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I see somepony likes to live... Dangerously.

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Alternatively, I may not like living at all.

1069762 1070215 I have to disagree with ya Tast. Luna is much, much sexier.

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