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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 56 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

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  • 64 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 697 views
  • 92 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 592 views
  • 95 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 542 views
  • 97 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 421 views
May
8th
2013

get some poetry up in yo' face · 12:37am May 8th, 2013

cool dude Horizon has finally posted his long-awaited pony adaption of T.S. Eliot's 'The Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock'.

it's called Melt, and you should probably read it if only because it's a super novel attempt at transformative fiction, and because we all need more poetry up ins.

in speaking with Horizon (and helping him edit the poem), we've gotten into talks about poetry in the FiM fandom in general - i'm not gonna give anything away before the ball is rolling, but i hope to be in talks with him, AP, and a couple other poetry (ponetry) notables for something special. i guess the way to circumvent writer's block is by not writing prose at all - poetry is still cool.

anyway, check out Melt, and stay tuned to see if i can defeat the demon known as 'literary malaise' by assaulting it with lyricry - which i guess is more like moseying around it than anything else.

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Comments ( 4 )

Ooh, ooh, ohh, ohh, ohh, can I get in on the ponetry shenanigans? :pinkiehappy:

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your name was already on the short list, i just haven't gotten around to sending invitations yet

can you pm me so i don't forget, and i'll fill you in on the details?

I've analyzed that poem so much. A part of me loves it, another hates it.

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