501 +3 = Evil! · 8:18pm May 3rd, 2013
So tomorrow is Star Wars Day/Free Comic book day at some locations. Also a baseball game or two. I think. I only know my orders, not those given to every enlisted Imperial. It is also the reason for my being busy lately. The Invisible Mare is just about complete. Just need to do some proofreading. If the the last chapters are not posted by tonight, then they will be up by Sunday. (See above about being sent on a mission to eradicate Rebel Sympathizers).
Remember:
The Empire supports the baking and delivering of cookies and muffins and assorted beverages for all (depending on age and location).
The so called "Rebel Alliance" only has hot chocolate.
The Empire is not against hot chocolate, but just know that we have more to offer than just one thing.
Some might try and make the argument that the Rebels are fighting for peace and equality.
They act as pirates and force their soldiers to take up arms through bribery and blackmail! They assault Imperial convoys as they travel to the farthest reaches, to deliver food, medicine, and other necessities to rural outposts and civilizations. The Rebels then keep the captured goods for themselves, only allowing those who pledge allegiance to their nefarious goals to have access to them.
Their leaders use stolen food and medicine to force impoverished peoples to to fight for them!
Fight for Glory!
Fight for Peace!
Fight for the Empire!
