• Member Since 18th Dec, 2012
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kalash93


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  • 75 weeks
    Boosting Jinglemas 2022

    Greetings!

    It's almost the end of 2022. As such, it's time for the annual Jingelmas!

    Kalashy, muh boi, wutz Jinglemas?

    JInglemas is a fic secret santa program. Just contact Shakespearicles by November 24 (so do it soon) stating three things:

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    0 comments · 134 views
  • 146 weeks
    Help for Mocha Star

    Greetings, Everypony,

    This is not a happy blog. perhaps some of you know him, perhaps you don't, but fellow brony and friend, Mocha Star, is currently incarcerated and awaiting trial. He expects to be exhonorated in the next few months. However, there are some things we can do to make his time in jail more bearable.

    I'll just post this transcription of his letter to me.

    Kalash,

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    12 comments · 617 views
  • 149 weeks
    Summer Clopfic Christmas? It's More Likely Than You Think!

    Hey, Kalash here, back to promote a literary celebration.

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    4 comments · 284 views
  • 210 weeks
    Rest In Peace, CoffeeBean

    This post was not easy to write. I have been flailing away at this screen for hours and days, trying to find some way to properly convey this. Poetry has always eluded me. I'll be short and succinct:

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    9 comments · 781 views
  • 279 weeks
    An Apology, Nights In Pink Velvet, and Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas, ya'll!

    It has been one hell of a year with you guys on fimfic. I want to thank you all who followed me in the past year. For those of you who've been following me longer, thank you all, too. It means so much that now 833 of you like my work enough to want to know when I post things.

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Mar
10th
2013

Milestone: 1000 Views! · 6:28am Mar 10th, 2013


*Big inhale* YAY!


It ain't much, but I made it! I finally have amassed 1000 view on my profile page 82 days after I joined this site. Thanks to everyone to who read my works, Last One Standing, Racer And The Geek, Reflections, and Welcome To The Brothel, especially those of you who not only resisted the overwhelming urges to gouge out your own eyes, but actually enjoyed it enough to comment, favour, and upvote.

Thanks to Mr Sing, Sayer, and John117 for all their help with the writing process. Props to everypony watching me. And of course, keep calm and brony on, not that you, my one blog reader, actually give a damn. Now if you excuse me, I'm in the middle of being hunted by zombie hordes, so I've got to stop posting before they eat my brain. Here's a photo I managed to sneak in these precious few minutes of safety.

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Comments ( 9 )

Good luck with those zombies. I'm having a horde of fans of Justin Bieber with boomboxes playing "Baby" as loud as possible.

Congratulations, you beat me to the punch! :pinkiegasp:
I can only hope that my zombie hordes will keep you distracted long enough I will beat you in fair writing combat!

905895

You already have. Reciprocity has 1993 (my birth year) views. My best competition has only (Racer And The Geek) 947 views and far fewer comments, upvotes, and faves.

905951
That doesn't count for the system. I have 963 story views, but that is because it combines only the views that the most viewed chapter of each seperate story has. So according to the site I'm still behind.

906018
Your zombies have yet to triumph. A man who wears a telnyashka never goes down without a fight. The only thing I have to say is this:
i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt146/mortablunt/110-Send_Booze_zpscd060e65.jpg
Well, also... the game.

905467
That sounds even worse. Now I'm grateful that I only have to contend with the living dead. I'm still alive.
i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt146/mortablunt/HVZ2012a11_zps00b458ad.jpg

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It sure does. I'm going to release chapter 5 of my ongoing story, Racer And The Geek, today. I just need to finish editing, and then get some sleep, and then go take my morning classes, and then upload it. I'll come along soon to give To Love A Mortal a proper review because I gave you a completely shit one the first time around.

905470
Thank you.

907779
You don't need to do that:pinkiesad2:

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