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MrNumbers


Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

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  • 17 weeks
    Tradition

    This one's particular poignant. Singing this on January 1 is a twelve year tradition at this point.

    So fun facts
    1) Did you know you don't have to be epileptic to have seizures?
    2) and if you have a seizure lasting longer than five minutes you just straight out have a 20% chance of dying in the next thirty days, apparently

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    10 comments · 503 views
  • 23 weeks
    Two Martyrs Fall for Each Other

    Here’s where I talk about this new story, 40,000 words long and written in just over a week. This is in no way to say it’s rushed, quite the opposite; It wouldn’t have been possible if I wasn’t so excited to put it out. I would consider A Complete Lack of Jealousy from All Involved a prologue more than a prequel, and suggested but not necessary reading. 

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    2 comments · 583 views
  • 25 weeks
    Commissions Open: An Autobiography

    Commission rates $20USD per 1,000 words. Story ideas expected between 4K-20K preferable. Just as a heads up, I’m trying to put as much of my focus as I can into original work for publication, so I might close slots quickly or be selective with the ideas I take. Does not have to be pony, but obviously I’m going to be better or more interested in either original fiction or franchises I’m familiar

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    5 comments · 588 views
  • 28 weeks
    Blinded by Delight

    My brain diagnosis ended up way funnier than "We'll name it after you". It turned out to be "We know this is theoretically possible because there was a recorded case of it happening once in 2003". It turns out that if you have bipolar disorder and ADHD and PTSD and a traumatic brain injury, you get sick in a way that should only be possible for people who have no

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    19 comments · 775 views
  • 37 weeks
    EFNW

    I planned on making it this year but then ran into an unfortunate case of the kill-me-deads. In the moment I needed to make a call whether to cancel or not, and I knew I was dying from something but didn't know if it was going to be an easy treatment or not.

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    6 comments · 799 views
Feb
28th
2013

He's a sole man! · 9:05am Feb 28th, 2013

One Direction? Down!

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Comments ( 14 )

All puns are heartily encouraged!

cant....stop.....laughing :rainbowlaugh:

I feel glee of happiness when I see any dumb boy singers like 1D or JB gets owned on stage

I love how the one next to him just keeps singing away, way to be helpful jerk.

I can't help but laugh at this.

I have no idea who that is. You kids today with your celebrities and your skateboards and your devil worshiping vidya games.

Stop having a boring nut shot, stop having a boring life.

Guess that's one way to get a-//dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Lyra_dealwithit.png
Head!.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Wait, I got another one.

Heel boy! Down!

Why says One Direction can't get a Grammy? Why they're practically a shoe-in!

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Nah, I heard rumour's they'd soled out, but it was pretty tongue in sneake- err, I mean, 'cheek', tongue in 'cheek' cynicism.

That whole concert was laced with malice. They had to shoe them off-stage. It was a very Nike shot.

Ow. That should be in TF2.

what hit him in the crotch?

Guess he didn't have the :moustache: balls to deal with it
:facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof::facehoof:

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