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RoadRunneR


A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

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Feb
21st
2013

Character sheets · 10:44pm Feb 21st, 2013

I was bored and sat down to write down a bit about Celestia, Vano and Strider. By the way, these three each embody two of the Elements of Harmony. Can you guess which one is which?

So here we go. Ladies first, of course.

"It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us.
We were meant to rule together, little sister."

Full name: Celestia Everfree of Equestria
Age: 2537
Height from hoof to head: 140 cm / 4 ft 7 in
Weight: 57 kg / 125 lbs
Physical traits:
Equine-ish, lean. Flowing magical mane and tail. Adorable overall.
Metabolism:
Low endurance. Very high stamina. Very high sprinting speed. Medium agility. Very high strength. High need for sleep. Medium food needs.

Other traits / Skills:
Part genius: Wise, curious, smart...
Part Ditz: ...though a tiny bit absent-minded.
Gotta Go Fast: Fast as fuck on four legs.
Come at me, bro: More resilient than she looks.
Environmental Enhancement: Radiation seems to enhance her 'magic'. Figures.
Magic: *Snort* *Snort*
Don't worry, be happy: Always willing to carry on forwards.
The Berserker: Push her too far. Die horribly.

"What do you think, we're here for fun? Why so trigger happy? Can't you see that we're all friends here?
Me and Agent D..... have been through a lot, trust me on that!"

Full name: Vasiliev Novovich
Age: 39
Height: 220 cm / 7 ft 2 in
Weight: 150 kg / 330 lbs 9 oz
Physical traits:
Tall. Basically looks like an average athletic human male, except BIGGER. Awesome beard and mustache.
Metabolism:
Very high endurance. Low stamina. Slow sprinting speed. Low agility. Very high strength. Medium need for sleep. High food needs.

Other traits / Skills:
Pathfinder: Very few can pretend to be better than him at navigating through anomalies and finding artifacts.
Mutant Hunter: Knows how to effectively track and put down nearly every mutant with ease.
Steel Wall: Massive. Resilient.
Heavy Weapons Guy: Speaks with a heavy accent? Check. Attached to his guns? Check. Has a big-ass machine gun? Check.
Social Butterfly: What it says on the tin.
Gotta stick together: Won't let his friends hanging.
Candide: Honesty, naivety and being too trusting of people often leads to trouble.

"When we were on our way to the CNPP, we were treated with suspicion... I think we actually killed stalkers afterwards.
I can't remember."

Full Name: ???
Age: ??? around 30
Height: 175 cm / 5 ft 8 in
Weight: 72 kg / 160 lbs 4 oz
Physical traits:
FUCKING RIPPED. Permanent buzz cut and 5 o'clock stubble. Scars everywhere. 'S.T.A.L.K.E.R.' tattoo on his right forearm.
Metabolism:
High endurance. Medium stamina. Medium sprinting speed. High agility. High strength. Low need for sleep. Low food needs.

Other traits / Skills:
DeadEye: Aims. Shoots. Hits. Everytime.
The Bourne Malady: Amnesy? Check. Expert all forms of combat? Check. Infiltrator skills? Check. Absurdly sharp reflexes? Check.
Combat Pragmatist: Only the dead play fair.
Does Not Sense Injuries: Missing data called 'pain'.
Global Awareness: Other than that, all his five senses are razor sharp.
Bushmen Rule: It's a fact. Farther is better.
Inner Softie: Cold and distant at first, but kindhearted and understanding.
You need that stuff: Giving. It's a friendly thing to do.
Berserk Button: Celestia. Threaten her, be rude to her, look at her the wrong way, you'll most likely be dead the next morning. Or wishing you were.
Regenerative: After a mishap with a healing artifact, has inherited its powers. Can heal himself and others with a simple touch, at the cost of an exponentially higher metabolism.

Kudos to Celestias Paladin for Celestia's full name.

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Comments ( 11 )

surprisingly entertaining to read funn trait descriptions btw

Heh!!! Awesome!!!!

Heavy Weapons Guy
gamerdna.com/uimage/q801miwB/full/tf2-heavy.jpg

Now whenever I'm reading your story, in my mind Vano is now replaced with the Heavy, I'm actually visualizing your story as it happens but Vano's gone and replaced with him, WHY WHY, excuse me while i go cry in a corner.

857693
Oh my god he truly is twisted, we need to form an angry mob to fight this evil
vomitingdiamonds.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/russian-revo.jpg

Ok so were not angry yet, but were a mob, and that's what counts.

As always, nicely done. You never disappoint me, RoadRunneR.
Also, that Vano music :rainbowlaugh:
Strider and Cel's music is very fitting imo.

I'm guessing:

Celestia: Magic (duh), Kindness

Vano: Honesty, Laughter

Strider: Loyalty, Generosity

Am I close? :derpytongue2:

1984319
Almost. Guessed one right for each.

Celestia: Magic(d'uh indeed)/Laughter (yes, Vano may be more outspoken, but she's the one who manages to keep it positive through hardships)

Strider : Generosity/Kindness (but don't piss him off)

Vano : Honesty/Loyalty(Gotta have played the game to really get that one.)

1984463 Oh. Heh, I didn't really play the game, so maybe that's why. I almost don't want to see the characters in the game though, because I get the strangest feeling that I'll be let down by them after reading about your amazing renditions of them. Your stories are awesome! And Vano is my favorite, he's so funny and kick-ass. :heart:

1985349
You'd be let down indeed, as they are pretty flat in the game. STALKER has never been known for its strong characters :rainbowlaugh:

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