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archonix


Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

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  • 19 weeks
    It's the obligatory new year blog post.

    And yes, I am posting this at around midnight on new year. I have a nasty cold, so I decided to disobey nurgle's one command and stay home.

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  • 34 weeks
    Just for kicks

    I'm mucking around with Lulu for a work-related project (very boring stuff) and thought I would do a quality test with something fun.

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  • 38 weeks
    Oh shit, words

    Or maybe that comma is in the wrong place. I haven't decided yet.

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  • 41 weeks
    The odd things

    I've just been reading through old comments on my scraps story, after publishing yet another chunk from the ancient cutting room floor. It's remarkable how many of the commenters are still around - but also how many logged off for the last time, soon after making their last comment there.

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  • 49 weeks
    But in brighter news

    While I'm not making any promises about any particular project here, I am actually writing again. I figure if I write enough of something, some pony words might drop out somewhere along the line as well. You never know. What I'm working on at the moment is essentially a re-write of a story I read a long time ago; an old pulp sci-fi tale, about a spaceship that manages to get lost in the

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Feb
10th
2013

This is a meaningful discussion of interpersonal relationships · 11:16am Feb 10th, 2013

It's late at night, you're attempting to stream your latest artistic derpings to the world and the internet decides now is the perfect time to crap out and die whilst taunting you with momentary restorations of connectivity that last just long enough to con you into believing everything is working again.

Do you:

a) Do the sensible thing and go to bed
b) Run around panicking, realise there's no solution and then go to bed
c) Down a cuba libre or three, wait until 3am and decide to write lesbians into a story that barely addressed sexuality up to that point



If you picked (c), congratulations! You're me!

The story in question is of course Guiding Light, which seems by turns popular and yet entirely, frustratingly obscure. I know it's not a perfect story, not by a long shot, yet it's my favourite of all the tales I've got here. Anyway, that aside, the last chapter delved a little into the "future" again - though from the perspective of the story that's actually the present. I think. It made explicit a few things that had only been very subtly hinted up to that point and that seems to have annoyed a couple of folk.

When I wrote the original short that started this whole thing off I had no real plans for more. I did have some basic ideas of how history would have progressed, though a few details are different. One of them, right from the start, was a relationship between Derpy and Twilight. Of course other bits of personal fanon have dropped in to the tale since then (some of which are strangely popular in certain segments of the fandom for some reason) but the basics were there right from the start. If it was a surprise then I'm just too damn obtuse a writer. :twilightoops:

EDIT: Incidentally I'm still writing the latest chapter of No Room For Regret, it's just taking longer than I thought it would. They always do. I'm beginning to believe that I'm a hopeless optimist when it comes to timescales...

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Comments ( 7 )

I have just downed half a bottle of vodka. My only possible response is DO IT, FILLY.

Spacecowboy
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:rainbowhuh: ... :rainbowlaugh:

I gotta admit, that's funny as hell. And honestly, in this fandom, lesbian is typically the way to go. These male ponies are all pretty fucking weak characters.

If you picked (c), congratulations! You're me!

Woo! :pinkiehappy:

Given the rather wide gender imbalance, I'd expect to see comments about how rare it was to find a pure heterosexual.

Blacking out and waking up with stuff in your word processor is an old, proud author tradition. Having the cause of that blackout be drink is an even prouder (and older!) author tradition. Either way, you just roll with it.

If you choose not to roll with it, we at least now know where your mind goes when pickled. Shameless. Shameless.

814079
Hear, hear. Join the ranks of such great men as Ernest Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, and Hunter S. Thompson.

They're in lesbians together archonix, and you can't stop them.:rainbowwild:

When I have a similar problem, I tend to go with
d)Call up my internet provider, find out they're doing work in my area and interruptions may be common, rage, meditate, go to bed.

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