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BronyWriter


I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

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Feb
4th
2013

Not a Brony · 7:49am Feb 4th, 2013

So my main editor and I have been talking (just talking mind you) and through the course of our conversation I have decided to cancel Wanderings of a Non-Brony and Breaking of a Non-Brony. we just decided that they're not good... and I'm totally kidding.

Yeah, I would NEVER cancel them, I'm just pulling your leg.





I'll repeat that, I AM KIDDING!!!


In all seriousness, I have decided to mark No, I am NOT a Brony GET ME OUTTA EQUESTRIA!!! as complete. I am really, really sorry to those eagerly waiting TD and the Mirror Pool. Fear not, though, my fellow Bronies! Those are not going away and the 'completed' status may be temporary. I have an idea of the future of TD, one that I think will bode very well for him. Without giving anything away (don't assume you know my plans. Yeah, even you, dude from Seattle wearing a red shirt!!) I have wonderful, wonderful plans for the future of this storyline.

That is one reason I'm doing it. The other is that I would like to focus more on the sequel (which I am not cancelling) something that you're all more eagerly awaiting anyway. Now, I have a ton of free time tomorrow and as such, I will be working on the next chapter of the sequel until I finish it and get it off to my wonderful editors.

Do know that nothing is concrete at this point. What I'm planning may fall through and if that's the case, I will go back to making deleted scenes. Trust me, though, I think you'll like what I have planned better.

Sorry for giving you thirty consecutive heart attacks,

BronyWriter.

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Comments ( 29 )

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Two. Two heart attacks.

BEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY-TTTTTTTCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mooned.

792957 Sorry, couldn't help myself.

792959 Sorry for pulling your leg.

Oh you.

Whatever you see fit. You ARE the one giving us entertainment after all. Also, good luck with the cracked shenanigans.

792963
It's ok. It's nice to get a good laugh, even if it comes in a shocking horrible prank that rips apart your very soul and all life feels like it now means nothing so you end it all...

Anyway, good luck with that chapter!

you got me so good i cryd

792972 I couldn't help myself.

792977 Whoa... now I feel bad.

Somewhere, sometime, Discord is laughing his chimera bottom off at everyone who fell for it, including myself. Well played, I say.

My face when beginning:
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My face when is actually joke:
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But in all seriousness, I'm glad you're focusing more on Wanderings. So far, I'm loving it and can't wait to see what you'll do with it in the future! :pinkiehappy:


(And then two minutes later, I go to your page, read the same update, and fall for it again... Holy fuck, I'm an idiot.)

792957 How are you able to do that?

I read the first line. Thought "bitch be trollin." Mah instincts too stronk. Looking forward to more releases.

Finally I can use this:

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I'm gonna rip your head off...

There. Now I'm okay with that prank.

792957 Wow, can you do that? Can you have a heart attack twice?:moustache:

793057>>793334

By being a Time Lord/Lady?

793764 I was doing an "Explode twice" joke.:facehoof:

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Too which I countered with a Doctor Who reference.

793764 I was talking about the emote but the two heart attacks would suck.:trollestia:

At first I was like :rainbowderp: then I was like :raritydespair: but it ended and I was like :twilightsmile: .

Don't worry, I found you a new cover for Wanderings.
i.imgur.com/qsuVjhO.png
It's just too bad it's being deleted.

Wow, I actually didn't fall for it.

Still had the attacks though...

How the hell, I repeat how the HELL did you know I was wearing red today? :derpyderp1:

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