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KitsuneRisu


Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

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Jan
24th
2013

The MLP Shipping Survey · 11:41pm Jan 24th, 2013

Alright, now that I actually have TIME to write this...

There's this survey, right? By this person called bookplayer, right? You probably have heard of her. She writes stuff.

Now, because she's a freaky ship-o-holic and is frighteningly obsessed with pooning all the ponies together with poonstrings, and eventually wants to turn all relationships ever into AppleDash, she has set up a brainwashing programming sequence that will, eventually, cause you to embrace and love on the Apples and the Dashes.

It takes the form of a very innocent little survey about shipping, but don't be fooled!

It's not a pretty, dressed up, well-presented document at all! It's actually hiding the barbed teeth of MANIPULATION.

It doesn't have a few easy-to-answer questions in the form of radio button choices that will only take you a few minutes to complete.

And it certainly, certainly wouldn't help her out GREATLY if you could take the time to do it.

So don't fall for her evil lies! Don't check out the great MLP Shipping Survey today! Don't recognize her hard work and effort in writing and planning it, and don't be PART of something bigger!

Just stay at home and be safe, safe from all the evils of the world, never to give your opinion or add to the understanding of the public mindset. I know I didn't! I spent my time cowering in the shower, bawling and eating watermelon squares!

But seriously, folks, it takes a few minutes, and it'll help her (and me) out. How does it help me? Well, I get paid 30 dollars for ever referral. And I take that money, and bring it back to YOU, the PEOPLE, in the form of city improvements and tax rebates.

We all win.

And just in case you forgot - The MLP Shipping Survey.

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Comments ( 9 )

AHA!
You're late to the party.

nice I woudlnt say it was her who made me have better feelings towards appledash no it was the freakin fanart everyone makes.:raritystarry: besides i've fallen way too in love with twipie to turn back now.:rainbowlaugh:

748128
This is called a 'keep alive' bump. =#

Also I'd been swamped in work this past week ;_; And I now had the checklist of things to do and now I'm doing it because I'm a boss.

748896
LIKE A BAWSS.
Good luck with that.

You better have put "Actively Like" for AppleDash my friend :ajsmug:
And I already know what you put for RariJack :raritywink:

748980
I put 'actively dislike' for EVERYTHING because Shipping is EVIL. EVIL I SAY!!!! XO

Nah, I put... things. =) But I did put 'like' for AppleDash. It's a good one.

Posted about this in the Apple Pie group. All nine of us had better have gone and taken it by now. :ajbemused:

Best bump of the survey I've seen so far.
Also, should I be taking the survey if I don't even know like half of the authors on that list?

750008
yes. That's the point. It's a survey. Therefore, if you don't know, you don't know.

For example, once I took a survey and I didn't even know what it was about.

Turns out that I signed up for life insurance.

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