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Bad Dragon


I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E08 Bunnisi Beauties | Full Episode MLP G5 (my commentary) · 4:48pm March 7th

Boxing deathmatch? Oh, they aren't boxing gloves, just microphones...
"This is awful." - Indeed.
Assault on the sheriff!
So, why did Pipp let them in?
Okay, bunny extravaganza? So, how did they solve the problem the previous years?
So, the solution is to not let wild animals indoors. Who would have thought...
How are things floating in the air? There isn't any unicorn around...
Charms? Am I missing the context again?
So, the furry intentionally escaped to Maretime Bay and now she wants to escape from here? Make up your mind, fuzzy face!
Also, "Forever!"

Wait, Twitch is a female?
And now she embraced her femininity?
Why didn't Allura just hypnotize everypony and take the charms?

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*Bunny Unny song plays*

Honey, your lyrics are worse than the refrain of Disney's latest villain song. It's not funny, you did it for the money, it's crummy, you catching on, sunny? Songs are meant to rhyme, chummy. Your words are weak, dummy. Not exact rhymes, but it's more cunning... probably don't want to use that last one if you're working off the word 'bunny'.

Allura: You can blend in.

Oh, tha-that's cute. No one can tell the difference between a darker palette, detailed eyes, and the lack of wings. Instead, focus on the similarities between a rabbit and a hare.

Allura: Ugh, he's losing focus.

You know, I would love to hear you snarl that line. I would fall in love with her if she lived up to that large cat character. Think Trixie didn't strike a cord when she confronted all those neigh-sayers?


Wait, Twitch is a female?

If the last line I plucked from Allura is of any indication, Twitch is becoming a drag queen.

5771415 You rhyme almost as good as AI. You must be a poet genius.

drag queen.

Which makes me confused. Surely there are male bunnies. Can't ponies tell what gender they are? Why would they assume that all bunnies are females? That's sexist!

5771449

You rhyme almost as good as AI. You must be a poet genius.

With a word like 'bunny', I could pull out a symphony.

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