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SockPuppet


I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

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    May 4th

    Happy May the Fourth to all who celebrate!

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  • 2 weeks
    Some books I love

    I haven't produced much content lately. Just not feeling "pony." Been working on some space opera I might post to Royal Road or Amazon or something someday.

    In light of my recent lack of content, have some of my favorite books:

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  • 3 weeks
    Necromancer at a rave

    Necromancer at a rave:
    "You've gotta fight for your wight to party."

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  • 4 weeks
    Romeblox

    Me: What did you learn in school today?

    Kid: We learned about "SPQR" in ancient Rome.

    Me: Romanes eunt domes!

    Wife: What?

    Me: Don't worry about it.

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  • 6 weeks
    Always worth a re-read

    I just re-read, for the sixth or eighth time, one of my all time favorite books:
    Neptune's Inferno: The U.S. Navy at Guadalcanal, James D. Hornfischer

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Feb
12th
2024

Cthulhu fthagn · 11:23am February 12th

Yesterday, my wife was at the mall and bought me a Cthulhu plushie.

I wave a great wife.

Cthulhu fthagn!

Comments ( 7 )

And now have this in my head:

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn

Sock Wife is the best

You do indeed have a great wife :)

Fthagn! Hurray for excellent wife. n_n

What no pictures of the plushie??? HOW CRUEL!!!!! BEST WIFE EVER THOUGH!!!!

You know what is better than a cthulhu plushie, a cthulhu pony plushie.

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