Make Your Mark - Chapter 6: The Isle of Scaly (my commentary)

The Dragon Lands are empty, right? So they make up a new land called The Isle of Scaly where there will be dragons.

Except, why would there be any? Didn't Opaline say she'll do them all?

You know how glasses in the store still have markings hanging off them that let everyone know they haven't been bought yet? Well, it seems Zipp stole her glasses and they are still marked.

Zipp needs her ears to navigate.

Oh, so they are going to the dragon lands? If they can simply go there, why did Misty waste her wish on it?

So, Hitch is next to Pipp, but then Sunny stops time, moves Hitch to the window and takes his place just to troll Pipp.

So, if they keep visiting the Dragon Land, suddenly things will be different, for some reason? Hitch, you're making zero sense.

Why did they take Misty with them?

Zipp had all the quiet in the world, but still couldn't navigate.

A barrel role for no reason.

Engage warp drive.

So, we see a map up close. Apparently, Twilight Sparkle is in the middle of the sea. And the Lighthouse is in the middle of the island, for some reason.

Sunny hits on Misty. Up close and personal.

It would be so much easier if they didn't fly through the mountain for no reason.

Pipp's vanity kills everypony.

Izzy sure knows how to blow.

Yeah, why are they here? Sparky has already recovered, so what's the point?

Misty's squee. The first good moment of her in the show.

Sunny makes her case, "There is an evil Alicorn. I'm an Alicorn."

"Hoof to heart." - That's racist, Izzy!

Pipp communicates with the dragon, "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Opaline shook the whole island. That's one way to wake up dragons, I guess.

Dragons have shimmers? Since when?

Opaline scares herself when she walks past the mirror. Not because she's evil, she's just that ugly. All the makeup in the world can't fix that.

So, Opaline burns the tree, which makes it grow? I guess that's how fireworks...

Opaline is an Alicorn. Sunny is an Alicorn. Seems like a shut and closed case to me. To the sex dungeon with the ponies!

And they kidnapped Sparky... This isn't looking good.

Daaw, Sunny is afraid of the dark. Have a night lamp, Sunny.

Izzy preemptively attacks the dragons.

"Drag on." Good one, Hitch. Wait, why am I the only one laughing? It was a good joke!

Sunny can feel it in her loins that they'll be better together. Sunny, are you in heat?

Sunny is now the Queen. Because convenience.

"That's not really how the lantern works." - Pipp, you're full of shit.

"The lantern is the problem. Let's destroy the lantern." - Oh, just shut up, Misty. You're an idiot.

So, dragons can manipulate elements? What is this, The Last Airbender crossover?

Zipp, the future Queen is the first to bow. Some Queen you'll be, Zipp...

What's wrong with Spike's voice?

Why is Spike stupid?

Why is Spike walking funny?

Skyros, the Alicorn land? That's new.

If Opaline was banished from there, why didn't she go to Equestria right away?

She thought Alicorns are superior? Well, of course, they are. Let me tell you about my Alicorn OC Ravenblood Flame Blaze Shadow Fire Heart Nightshade...

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/197493/i-aint-your-sacrifice

So, Opaline mated with dragons to become a fire Alicorn? Nice. Must have been hot.

So, the crystals didn't hold the magic? The dragon stone did? And Twilight put the dragon stone next to Opaline's castle why?

"You lost magic?" - Well, Twilight did go Tirek on all of Equestria. Wasn't that part of the plan?

Sunny turns into an Alicorn and nodragon bats an eye.

Oh, there seemed to be some lag to that...

And dragons have cutie marks now? I guess Hasbro's toy department had some new demands.

"You'll help us defeat Opaline for good?" "No, not for good. For evil!"

Dragons enjoy themselves while destroying the ride.

Izzy, the firestarter, wants to burn the Marestream.

So, Opaline's plan isn't to absorb cutie mark magic, but to destroy it? Like, why?

So, they left the magic ride behind?

Forget Opaline. Pipp's viewership is all that counts.

Lesson of the day: If your car breaks down, ditch it.