Wanted · 9:10pm Aug 19th, 2023
If y'all have been following me long enough, you probably know I'm not one to make frivolous blog posts - with that out of the way, I'm in a bit of a pickle.
Before you to getting too concerned and/or aroused, I'd like you to know that there's nothing seriously wrong.
My dilemma is that there are two particular pastel pony products that have eluded me for years - years, I'm telling you!
The merchandise in question are a Trixie Bank and a Vinyl Scratch (DJ P0N-3) Bank that were produced by Diamond Select.
I've scoured the lands, searched far and wide, and plumbed the depths of every thrift shop and online market place I can think of - alas, my toils have been for naught.
So it is with hopeful heart that I extend this offer to you.
Should one of you or one of your friends be in possession of either of these, you could collect a nice little bounty - yes, hard-earned cash or possibly a custom story for the treasures I seek.
"But Leech," you likely don't cry, "why would you want pony banks?"
I'm glad you asked!
Believe it or not, I have quite a little collection of pony merch - shocking, I know.
While I may not have the largest assortment of pastel equine swag, the fact that I don't have these two banks in particular gnaws at my obsessive compulsive tendencies like an itch I can't scratch.
In any case, thank you for giving this silly blog post a read!
If you or someone you know can help me, feel free to shoot me a DM - if not, I appreciate the consideration.
Regardless of how things shape up, I hope each and every one of you has a pleasant, safe weekend!
Regards,
Your Monument of Sin
P.S.
I've got a metric ton of sinful goodies in the pipe, including a number of larger, multi-chapter projects. Stay tuned and, as always, gird your loins for the weekly Wednesday releases!
Good luck with your chase.
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So the degenerate who fills our spank banks now seeks banks of the more classic sort? I wish you well with your search!
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Thanks for that
No joke, I've been looking for these two since ~2017 or so
Worse comes to worse you could get some kind of 3d printed remake but that just sounds kind of cringe. But knowing the mlp community someone will likely link you up sooner or later.
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Fingers crossed!
Wait. A begging blog that's... not begging?
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Like I said, on the off chance that someone actually has these, I'd be more than happy to compensate them with money and/or lewd horse words!
I'm many things, but a beggar I am not
I'm going to be at a convention in Atlanta in 2 weeks I'll keep an eye out for you
Best of luck on your search for the banks!
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Thanks, y'all!
Don’t know if this is legit, but they may not exist officially
https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017_02_18_archive.html?m=1
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I've heard conflicting reports on that, but I'm still keeping my fingers crossed that there are a few floating around out there.
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Well if you’re willing to take the risk of a scammer, I sent you a link in your DMs. Good luck and be careful
Having a friend check out any possible leads in Toronto. Will let you know if anything pans out.
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That would be fantastic!
As someone who's three ponies shy of completing a Mane Six vinyl statue Funko collection, I sympathise.