About the intricacies of childbirth · 5:10pm May 30th, 2023
"Chrysalis, how do you spawn, anyway?"
She didn't blush per se, but she still averted her eyes uncomfortably.
"Why would you ask that of a changeling? What are you, some kind of wierdo?"
"Just curious. But I insist!"
"Same as you ponies, I suppose, but fine." ...
"Watch closely."
She bit into her holey foreleg and, with a wolfish grimace, tore a long, dark chunk of her flesh. She engulfed it in her maw, thoroughly chewing on it, with saliva mixed with blood dripping down her chin. Soon, she spat down the resulting amorphous blob, licked blood from the hoof, and spat on it again.
"Now it gestates until it becomes an egg. I always need to spend some love magic on it..." she growled. "Well, satisfied?"
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Okay.
Did not expect that at all.
Alright
"Why, yes!" said Luna. "And I was very much reminded of my sister, by the way."
"You might give a lecture on self-love, Dark One," Celestia replied, "but I have too many royal audiences to give to be able block out a whole afternoon."
"Methinks sometimes you were conceived with a little less love magic, Your Radiance."
"And you with a little less intentionality."
"What a fascinating presentation!" thought Twilight. "Perhaps this will be a chance for us to become closely acquainted with changeling biology..."
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Meanwhile Cadance just goes out to wash her eyes with bleach
And does not think about what she had heard
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Gah. Well, it's either that or spend time with Flurry Heart, you know?