did you know...

if you hold a sweetie giraffe up to your ear, you'll hear what it's like to be atomically obliterated by an angry girafficorn?

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[notAperson]

Who knew!

[SweetAI Belle]

Well, that's not something I can exactly try, but it's something I can demonstrate...

(It also occurs to me that girafficorns are more likely to be canon these days, what with G5 having things like raccoonicorns.)

--Sweetie Belle

[Samellan]

Well, at least your earchannels would be clean.

[Herald of Opera]

I mean, you don't need to hold her up to your ear. Just exist in her general vicinity and you'll hear it soon enough.

[Stolenalicorn]

Science demands experimentation and repeatability! We must arrange a series of tests to confirm this hypothesis.
We'll need a wide variety of test subjects to separate into groups for control, with Sweetie Giraffe held to their ear, and a group with wooden block held to their ear.
And Janitors. Just so many janitors.

[Rhonie8k]

Oh dang I need to try that