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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Nov
3rd
2022

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - episode 34: Sneaksy Strikes Again (my commentary) · 8:11pm Nov 3rd, 2022

Street art. Like regular art, but you make your colors too moist so that they drip, ruining everything you draw.
Izzy is reminded of a time when she opened a can of beans and they dropped to the floor. Sad times.
3D art is literally 3D. The frame can't even contain it.
I get a high five because humans have 5 fingers. But why hoof-five?
"Those are the rule!" "Oh no, you spoke the forbidden word..."
Izzy offers her small hoof. Izzy is ecstatic seeing that her own hoof is three times larger, for some reason.
Don't give Izzy any ideas. Too late...
It's easy to run on the ceiling. Just ask Izzy.
"Did you hear that?" She just told you that, Izzy...
"Artists... am I right?" "I'm an artist..."
Izzy is no longer medium sneaky. She has evolved!
Izzy is a metal bender.
"Where is my phone? I gotta find it before I step on it!" "Check your hoof..."
"Maritime Bay has been a target of a terrorist attack." "How exciting!" No Sunny... that's not the right reaction to have...
"We have a royal decree which also applies to Earth Pony lands since we conquered you and made you our slaves."
Izzy is a criminal.
Sneeksy uses her superpower of laying low.
Hasta La Vista, baby!
That laying low didn't last long...
Pipp doesn't trust Hitch to keep everypony safe.
Sneeksy sucks at sneaking, but it's okay because Pipp sucks at thinking even more.

And since the show also posts unrelated episodes and I take MLP lessons to heart, here are my unrelated comments that have nothing to do with this blog:

I think we can all agree that the show doesn't provide us with all the lore. There are some holes left. Lingering questions unanswered.

Jesus Christ died for her sin, so it should be alright.

Enter the flashfic contest —> here <—

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