Is this thing on?

Good. You're gonna want to see this.

I am not far many more things than I am, and among them are the following: I am not Chromosome. I am not who you think. I am not a vigil for this account's original owner. I am not a joke, or a trick, or a clever ruse. And as I've just recently and fortuitously come into possession of it, I am not planning on just leaving an account with over 800 followers to sit around unused and unloved while there are stories to be written and a fickle bastard of a feature box to invade.

Conversely, I am controversial. I am intruding upon the legacy of someone you all seemed to have treasured while he was here. But I am also, by Chromosome's private admission, free to do whatever I want with this account. And I am intrigued, though not discomforted yet, with the choice I now face.

What the hell should I do with this thing?

I could try to emulate Chromosome's style and pick up where he left off. I could use this as a dumping ground for any plot thread I'm not sure if I want to follow. I could take commissions for anything under the sun. I could write clop, depraved or otherwise. I could do nothing at all, and merely stand guard over the remnants and rubble left behind by those who came before me. Regardless of what ends up happening here, I'll go ahead and add one more thing that I'm not.

I'm not going away.

Arriverderci, my little new friends, and good riddance to anyone who's decided to unfollow this account and direct their inordinately valued attention elsewhere. Any of you who want to stick around and watch what's about to go down... just call me Maverick. We just might have a little bit of fun together.

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#201 · 17w, 16h ago · 4 · ·

wtf is a chrumsum >:|

#200 · 20w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Oh my, could it be? Chromosome The Maverick chrumsum's returned? :raritystarry:

#198 · 76w, 6d ago · · ·

In case you're wondering what happened to chromosome:


#197 · 97w, 2d ago · 2 · ·


Well, looks like we're adding another dead account to the list.

Tis a shame, I was looking forward to seeing some of Maverick's writing.


Maverick is kill. :pinkiesad2:

edit: wut is a chrumsum

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