Until further notice, The Mystery of a New World is going on hiatus. I just really haven't been able to get any work done on it. Hell, I haven't added anything since December. It's not because I got bored of the story or anything. I just...haven't had the push to actually work on it. Even when I did start thinking of ideas of what to do in the chapter, the thought of actually typing them out just made me go 'meh, I'll do it later.' And when I did have plans to work on it, i would just

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They...they do remember they made it a possibility that the Apples and the Pies are related right?

Cause they ship the two of them SOOOOOOOO fucking hard in this episode it's glorious.

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From The Mystery of a New World chapter 39 'All's Fair in Love and War' (published on 1/24/2013)

“Hello Lady Carotene. I am glad to see you safe, but we cannot dawdle. Where is Lady B…”

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Honest. I've just been suffering through a terrible case of writers block again. If it's any consolation, i just finished the newest chapter of The Sexy Chapters if you're at all interested.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When I was in the chapter, I accidentally clicked on the 'Unpublish' button. So I kinda had to republish it. Sorry about that.

First it was pairing Carrot Top with Written Script when it was in TMoaNW first.

and now we have Twilight falling asleep on pancakes.

The Mystery of a New World chapter 6 'By Royal Decree' May 3rd 2012

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Okay, so it's been a bit of a slow start on this chapter, but here's the beginning if anyone's interested.

Chapter 49

“I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!” shouted AJ at the top of hi...her lungs.

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Is fun the right word? No, not really.

So my grandpa died the other day. The funeral is tomorrow on the 27th, and I am...exited...to go. Boo hoo. Crying rivers, and bawling in depression and all that bull shit.

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Why...

The hell...

Do you do so little damage to enemy officers?

If any of you have ever played a dynasty warriors game, you'd know that, even if you're a bit under powered, you generally do at least noticeable amounts of damage to the officers.

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