Chapter 49 spoiler · 6:53am Feb 5th, 2015
Okay, so it's been a bit of a slow start on this chapter, but here's the beginning if anyone's interested.
Chapter 49
“I WILL FUCKING END YOUR FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!!!!” shouted AJ at the top of hi...her lungs.
“W-would you just calm down?!” begged Ditzy as he tried with all his might to pull AJ away from the draconequus. Once all the chaos in the room started, and the two of them had their genders swapped...again, one of the things he noticed about AJ before she began raging towards Discord was the pregnant belly she was sporting. He had no idea if that means what he thinks that means, but he wasn’t going to take the chance. If AJ really was now carrying their baby, he wasn’t going to let anything happen to her. “Could I get a little help over here?!”
“Ah’m commin’! Mmmoooooooove...!” Applejack smacked her hooves over her mouth after the moo came from her mouth. She looked between her snout and Ditzy for a second with wide eyes; her face flushed red. She noticed Ditzy giving her a questioning look. “Ah’mma kill Discord mahself once this is all over.”
With Applejack’s help, the two of them were able to pull the raging mare to the opposite side of the room. The two foals remained where they sat. They were both too stunned by what just happened to them to realise what was going on. Luckily there was a couple guards by them that got off easy and agreed to watch over them.
As the two of them tried calming down AJ, Twilight continued to take the scene in. She didn’t know exactly what was going on here, just that Discord was most certainly at fault here. “T-Twilight, are you okay?”
“Huh?” Twilight turned her head to look at Princess Celestia who was now standing next to her. She was staring back with a look of concern on her face. Getting a better look at her teacher, she could see the embarrassment that was clear on her face. She wasn’t even trying to hide it. Not surprising since she had nothing to cover her pink body now. “Princess, w-what happened?”
“Don’t worry about that right now.” Celestia brushed a hoof through Twilight’s mane. When she pulled it back, her brows furrowed slightly at the blood staining her hoof. “You should just worry about that wound on your head. Private Sea Swirl.”
“M-m-ma’am.” answered a disoriented guard just behind Twilight. He looked as if he was about to blow chunks all over the floor. The blast of Discord’s magic must have messed with his equilibrium.
“If you’re feeling okay, could you please go to the infirmary and let them know we need a wheelchair for Twilight?”
“Permission to vomit first please,” asked Sea Swirl who looked as if he would hurled regardless of her answer.
“Granted.” Celestia turned her attention back to Twilight as Sea Swirl began upchucking onto the floor. The place was a mess anyway right now anyway. A puddle of vomit wasn’t going to do much harm.
Luna gazed around the room at all the chaos Discord had caused before fixing a glare on him. She stomped over to him and poked him in the chest. “(Horse noises!)” With wide eyes, she slammed her hooves over her mouth; looking between her muzzle and Discord.
“Egscuse be?” questioned Discord before blowing his nose into a hankie.
Luna removed her hooves and cleared her throat. “(More horse noises.)” She covered her mouth again. “(Even more horse noises!)” She had a horrified look on her face before she began flailing her hooves around in a blind panic. “(Panicked horse noises!)”
“I honestly can’t understand you,” Discord said before sniffling.
“RrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!” roared AJ from across the room; drawing Celestia’s attention away from Twilight. Even with Applejack’s help, they were still having a bit of trouble holding her back. She wouldn’t stop fighting until she was able to exact revenge on Discord.
“Am Ah goin ta have ta fine somethin’ ta tie you down?!” Applejack asked as she held AJ back with more force.
“You have to calm down!” begged Ditzy. “You’re going to hurt yourself!”
“The only one going to get hurt is that chimera freak!” With one lucky swing, AJ managed to catch Applejack hard in the chest, knocking the wind out of her. With one ‘anchor’ gone, she turned all her attention to the stallion holding her back. Using all her strength, she shook off Ditzy and tackled him out of the way before bolting over to Discord.
Not even noticing AJ charging him, Discord felt another sneeze coming on. “Ah, aaah, aaaAAACHOO!!!” This sneeze didn’t send out another bolt of magic. No, this time, something else went flying.
AJ had to put on the breaks when she saw something flying at her. It landed on the floor and bounced a couple times before sliding to a halt. It took a moment for it to register in AJ’s head just what it was. Her eyes slowly widened. Discord’s head sniffled before speaking. “Sorry. I didn’t tink dis cold was sometink to lose my head over.” AJ let out a terrified shriek before her eyes rolled back into her head. Discord’s body walked over just as AJ’s body flopped down onto the floor. He picked up his head and wiped his nose before replacing it. As he twisted his head back on, he noticed the glares Applejack was giving him as she and Ditzy came to help the mare. “What? I said sorry.”
Celestia let out a sigh before turning back to Sea Swirl who was looking much better than before now that he got it out of his system. “Make that one wheelchair and a gurney.”
“Ma’am.” With a salute, Sea Swirl headed towards the door.
This hasn't been to the editor yet, right?
I see it will still be getting interested^^
The humor. It's too much. Stahp.
Must read next chapter!