Fast reader, horrible slow writer, that's me in a nutshell. Still, I will forever hold, until the day that I die, that I am not an idiot.
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Crushric, n. — A narcissistic masochist, a Southern gentleman, and snarky smartass. If you're looking for someone to disappoint you, he won't disappoint you.