I prefer writing and reading original stuff, with a sinful taste to abnormality, darling.

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I am No One