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Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

May
9th
2016

Strange dream - Lord of the Rings · 6:25am May 9th, 2016

Last night I had a dream that Lothlorien was under attack; Celeborn went out to fight but got killed. Virtually no one knew he was dead; and if it did get out it would be a massive blow to army morale, and so Galadriel hired me as an actor to pose as Celeborn and cast some illusion spells over me so I'd look like him. :coolphoto:

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May
7th
2016

A Lesson in Echonomics · 9:18am May 7th, 2016

Last night I saw a picture of a big tent

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May
6th
2016

This is why... · 2:15pm May 6th, 2016

I was going to really try to have a short chapter of Limits of Mercy up tonight, and this is how Facebook distracted me.

Below are the unedited comments I left.

How many people does this sleep?

Is there room for the water buffalos?

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May
2nd
2016

Crucible of Shadows · 6:37am May 2nd, 2016

So I started thinking of a new story last night; placeholder name Crucible of Shadows that might be pony, or might be in my entirely own verse on a different website.

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Apr
21st
2016

Am I the only person who sees most dragons as good? · 7:02am Apr 21st, 2016

Sure; they're not very social and spend most of their time alone; though I'm not going to say that because a different species doesn't need friendship in the way that ponies do means they're evil.

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Apr
17th
2016

"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" · 9:49am Apr 17th, 2016

"War. Famine. Disease. The world just keeps getting worse and worse, and it shows no signs of getting better."

It's easy to take this perception and here's why:

Suppose you live in a city with a 2 million people. 50,000 babies are born annually.

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Apr
10th
2016

Things Beware The Carpenter does not Understand #5 · 1:15pm Apr 10th, 2016

Generally speaking:

A large portion of African history has been one of tribal warfare where the stronger tribes kill/ rape/ enslave members of the smaller tribes.

A large portion of American Indian history has been one of tribal warfare where the stronger tribes kill/ rape/ enslave members of the smaller tribes.

A large portion of European history has been one of tribal warfare where the stronger tribes kill/ rape/ enslave members of the smaller tribes.

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Apr
9th
2016

Do Circles Feel Pain? · 1:07pm Apr 9th, 2016

There were things in Enigma’s mind that should never have existed. Abominations born from the vain hubris and venal lusts which had infested Enigma during his selfish and uncontrolled youth. They were really scary. When Enigma stopped feeding them they shrunk some; but they were still in there, lurking, and if those naughty ideas found Enigma’s babies then Enigma wasn’t sure what would happen.

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Apr
6th
2016

"Dirty" but not dirty · 5:17am Apr 6th, 2016

Enoch, do not read this

(Explanation: I know one of my mom’s students reads this blog, and he’s a bit young for this. He is however very honest and he probably won’t read this now.)

Bye Enoch!

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Apr
5th
2016

Rant Against English · 1:03pm Apr 5th, 2016

Does anyone but me get annoyed at how unspecific most of the English language is?

Let’s say I did some work today and played some games, that means almost nothing; as I might have done some might mean five minutes or five hours.

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