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Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

Jul
6th
2016

The economic, political, militaristic and cultural implications of keeping a 75 tone snake in your basement. · 8:25am Jul 6th, 2016

Jun
27th
2016

Things Enigma does not understand · 3:18am Jun 27th, 2016

A Loud Headache once told The Squeaky Din that watching The Very Noisy Spider play games was like;

“Seeing a hive of bees inside a bee-keeper costume. You know it can’t hurt you, but it’s still scary because you know it didn’t get that way by itself, meaning there are weird people about and you don’t know what else they’ve done. Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Enigma did not understand what The Loud Headache had been saying. Not one bit.

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Jun
21st
2016

Best Wedding Wishes Evdog · 2:47am Jun 21st, 2016

Dear Evdog.

On your wedding day I would simply like to remind you of:







































THE GAME!!!!

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Jun
11th
2016

EPIC FAIL!!! · 11:42am Jun 11th, 2016

This week I've been thinking about giant snakes for a story, and so true to my nature I've been studying them to get points of reference. If you had a domesticated, 120 foot, 60 tone snake, and no modern technology; how much would you feed it? How big of an enclosure would you need? How would you heat the enclosure? How would you enter the enclosure to safely clean it, or remove a shed snakeskin?

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Jun
7th
2016

Yako Mama · 10:00am Jun 7th, 2016

Last year I found a documentary about how the natives in The Amazon talk about giant water snakes called Yako Mammas that are 100 - 200 feet long and up to six feet wide. The Yako Mama is said to expand itself while submerged, gorging in massive amounts of water and with it, any fish or eels etc within 100 feet of its mouth. After that it sticks its head above water and shoots out the excess water like a water cannon, and can knock monkeys off tree branches into the water where it gets them

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May
31st
2016

Pirates of the North Pole pt 2 · 4:52am May 31st, 2016

Someone suggested to me having a convoy of smaller sleds, that clip together at night, and have traps/poles that can form into a large tent. Here's my response.


Let’s suppose you and I both have 300 well trained dogs, and about 2 dozen mushers. I opt for 1 massive sled, while you make a convoy of 20 sleds pulled by 15 dogs each. We are competing to bring supplies up to a volcanic island about 1,500km off the northern coast of Russia, over the artic sea.

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May
27th
2016

Plans for the Future · 8:38am May 27th, 2016

May
26th
2016

Wargame exercises between Luna's school for unicorns and Celestia's. · 1:09pm May 26th, 2016

So I'm working on an idea of Wargame exercises between 2 mage schools. Let's say Luna made her own school and is pitting her students against Celestia's, because that's better then blue team vs red team.

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May
26th
2016

Pirates of the north pole · 3:16am May 26th, 2016

So yesterday I started thinking about dog sledding. :coolphoto:

All the pictures I've seen have a team of lets say 9 dogs pulling a sled with 1 or 2 people on it. So I've been thinking; what if you had100 dogs pulling a sled with more 20-30 people?

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May
10th
2016

What are Needs? · 2:11pm May 10th, 2016

To me needs are something you… need to survive; air, water, food, etc. In dating/ married relationships however, people keep referring to ‘sexual needs’ or ‘emotional needs’. The obvious answer would be that most people translate, ‘needs’ to mean ‘strong desire’ though I can think of two alternatives explanations. Before I share them however I’d like to hear what you guys think.

Is ‘needs’ the right word to use for what you want out of a relationship?

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