• Member Since 1st Nov, 2012
  • offline last seen April 19th

Beware The Carpenter


What looks white when it's glad, red when it's sad and transparent when scared; sleeps through the night yet hides from the sun, won't give its name but pretends it's a bee and enjoys rollerskating?

Dec
29th
2014

Tournament of Canterlot · 5:25am Dec 29th, 2014

I'm trying to organize a fundraiser for Syrian refugees, through making tournament for epic-length fictions to run throughout 2015.

Prizes are many, rules are few, and details are here.


Limits of the Horizon, (and planned sequels) are my entry to the tournament. Pass the word onto whoever you think might be interested and I hope to see you there. :twilightsmile:

Report Beware The Carpenter · 172 views ·
Nov
25th
2014

Thanks from Forsaken · 1:26am Nov 25th, 2014

I just wanted to say thank you for everyone whose make Forsaken my most popular story yet, and all this before the main action even begins. Based on the comments I've received, I think you're going to like where this is going.

Don't forget to rate and comment.

Report Beware The Carpenter · 181 views ·
Oct
27th
2014

The power of words · 11:25am Oct 27th, 2014

Let's play a little experiment with words. Suppose you've never met me before, and I come onto some social media site and choose one of the following options to describe myself. What image would each description conjure in your mind, and how would they differ?

1. I'm a bad boy.

2. I'm a villain

3. I'm a sinner.

4. I'm naughty.

5. I'm not a good person.

Report Beware The Carpenter · 198 views ·
Oct
4th
2014

Slavery Disclaimer · 4:14am Oct 4th, 2014

Sep
10th
2014

Hint for Limits of the Horizon #1 · 4:19am Sep 10th, 2014

Does anyone know what the name Vireo Vista means?

Report Beware The Carpenter · 147 views ·
Jul
16th
2014

Poverty Statistics · 12:27pm Jul 16th, 2014

I just watched a documentary on poverty by Compassion called Isaiah 58. For the first hour it was taking the basic line, 'these people are poor, give us money so we can help them' and I just kept thinking, 'I know this,' but I kept feeling that God wanted me to keep watching.

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 188 views ·
Jun
7th
2014

The Scenic Route - (Deleted Scene) · 7:50am Jun 7th, 2014

In the original draft of Chapter 3 - Inquest, in Limits of the Horizon; Twilight was going to take a detour through her mind palace between her Hall of Language, and her understanding of Zaharren Culture. Later I was advised that it made the chapter too long, and stretched the believable definition of a mind palace so I took it out, but I

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 323 views ·
May
25th
2014

Things Beware The Carpenter does not understand · 3:24pm May 25th, 2014

I live in Australia; here, the Australian Guide Dogs Foundation is a very popular charity.

It costs about $30,000 to train one guide dog.

4 out of 5 of people who are blind in the world don’t need to be and about half of them could have their eyesight restored through a simple cataract operation which, through the charity The Fred Hollows Foundation costs about $25.

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 369 views ·
May
6th
2014

Math with Twilight Sparkle · 3:33pm May 6th, 2014

Dear Bronies, this is Twilight Sparkle;

Recently I have been doing some reading on the internet about your perceived possible future love lives for me and my friends, and was rather surprised by the number of hypothesis suggested that two, or even all of the Elements of Harmony would have sexual relationships with each other.

Read More

Report Beware The Carpenter · 395 views ·