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Ha Ha! Sleeping!

Just haven't been around for a while. A friend called me back. Don't know how long I'm going to stay though.

Hellooooo? Anybody home?

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Oh, you're welcome. If you want I have some interesting PM's he sent me not to mention the most craptastic attempt at clop you've ever seen,

Seriously. You should really read this in fact, I'm going to PM it to you right now.

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His story was pretty poorly put together, he listened to reason when I pointed out some flaws and I took it on myself to fix them.

As for his personal preferences, that's his business. And we'll see how this partnership goes.

But thanks for the heads up.

Dude what the hell? I check up on some freak and find out you rewrite his story. Did you know he's a horsefucker? Did you know he's a 25 year old virgin that hasn't even kissed a girl? Did you know that he's fat, bald, unemployed, living with mommy and wants to nurse from a woman who's lactating?

I can show you the PMs he sent me. They're disturbingly funny. And I'll warn you like I warned others out there, helping him will only bite you in the ass later. He's a needy little freak who considers you a friend after just one e-mail sent to him. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Oh and First!