What happens when you mix the monarch-goddess of the sun and firearms? Safety violations, that's what.

This story is a spiritual successor to my smash hit: "Princess Luna Eats a 10-Gallon Bucket of Mayonnaise".

Content Warnings: Firearm Operation, Description, and Use; Mild Description of Injury, some Lewd Imagery. Nothing horrible, but if you don't like gun-related content you probably won't like this.

Bottled Lightning is an earth pony, living her life in a town without unicorns. However, when a unicorn comes to town and starts teaching her things, the scenario quickly gets more complicated.

(Note: This is a story comprised entirely of original characters in an original location within the FiM canon. If you don't vibe with that, this story isn't for you.)

Content Warnings: I've tried to keep the tone generally show-accurate, with no profanity or lewd scenes, but there is some light discussion of trauma and occasionally graphic descriptions of injuries.

Princess Luna's mighty hungry after a long night of royal duties; let's hope the Princess of the night knows how to practice moderation (spoiler alert: she doesn't).

Some minor content warnings: In-depth descriptions of (over)eating, vomiting, and a lot of mayonnaise.