Retired author, husband and father.

So, what to say here?

"No matter how many friends you do lose...you can always make more." - Michael J. Caboose

I hate real bugs but apparently I seem to love fictional ones.

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.