Writer of truly pornographic shorts. If you let your kid read my stuff, you are a bad parent. I don't feed the trolls.

LOLOLOLponies

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Everyday writer for your needs.