Why hello there friend! It's been a long time since I've seen a human like you, how did you get to Equestria?

Oh, you aren't one of the few who know my story, are you? Well, I'll explain it simply so as to keep it short. I met a girl, been torn out of my life by said girl AND her wide arrangement of enemies, taken on multiple visages of people I don't know, gained a really kickass power to make anything I want without any effort, saved our asses several times with it, and was now hugging the small crater I had made after being hurled into it by a tentacled black fire monster named Argoron! All in a single week!

And now I'm stuck in Equestria in this alien body with no idea what in the hell is going on around me, and it turns out that that girl was a lot more than she said she was.

(Rated teen for mild language and maybe some future scenes)

This story starts off right before the events in the premiere episode of season 3, the return of the crystal kingdom.

(This story is meant to be a comedy, but on occasion it will take itself seriously.)

I hope you enjoy this story, because I made this fur you! (Intentional typo)

Entry 1
March 5; earth calendar
Unknown; equestrian calendar
Entrant: Doctor William Dackecurl

Entry: Many would say I was having a bad day...they would be correct, it was just blind luck though that it happened durIng my experiment with wormholes that had me end up in the one place where the laws of physics didn't apply. I would later learn it be be Equestria, and much more seemed to be wrong than just the magic and talking ponies.

End of entry.

Author's note:
Well everyone, this story hasn't been easy to write as a first story so far, it looks like it's beginning to shape up though into something interesting, still in the prologue as of writing this note, I will try to update the description as time goes on.

after chapter five the prologue will end with an intermission and the story will begin in earnest, Also a perspective change will occur about then, and the writing will become much more difficult for me.

I'm aiming for weekly updates, but I definately won't guarantee it, as I have a life and it often rears it's ugly horse head, nothing like a pony's head...

Enjoy the story and please leave feedback, it would help me greatly in future writing, and grammatical errors will probably be abundant...point them out too please.